The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22337. | Quan (quandool) | 68.19 | 95% | 2023-04-30 |
| 22338. | Justine (noob3tc) | 68.19 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 22339. | Anlun (anlun) | 68.19 | 94% | 2021-04-03 |
| 22340. | Macks (canityamz) | 68.19 | 92% | 2016-04-14 |
| 22341. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 68.19 | 95% | 2014-07-22 |
| 22342. | HellDen (hell_den17) | 68.18 | 95% | 2021-02-06 |
| 22343. | fahmi (strikey) | 68.18 | 95% | 2015-11-05 |
| 22344. | Uwe (uwtod) | 68.18 | 95% | 2013-01-25 |
| 22345. | ProfessionalCamelRacer (pro... | 68.18 | 91% | 2016-06-10 |
| 22346. | Seij (sati20302) | 68.17 | 94% | 2023-08-07 |
| 22347. | sitoss (sitoss) | 68.17 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| 22348. | N!xvierenzeventig (nixviere... | 68.17 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 22349. | Cyber (cyberego) | 68.17 | 95% | 2021-05-08 |
| 22350. | Audre (audre) | 68.17 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 22351. | Loya (loya) | 68.17 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 22352. | Rain (rainy) | 68.16 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 22353. | Zaryab (syedzary17) | 68.15 | 96% | 2017-10-16 |
| 22354. | wesley (theempiretriescrack) | 68.15 | 95% | 2022-07-23 |
| 22355. | Rusty (saddled) | 68.15 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 22356. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 68.15 | 94% | 2016-02-17 |
| 22357. | nani (typingfever) | 68.15 | 95% | 2019-08-18 |
| 22358. | Igor (igor_uwu) | 68.14 | 95% | 2019-10-18 |
| 22359. | Technology (technologylasts) | 68.14 | 91% | 2011-08-03 |
| 22360. | Ahmed (ahmekal) | 68.14 | 98% | 2022-11-26 |
| 22361. | jeff (truemonarch) | 68.14 | 96% | 2017-10-01 |
| 22362. | DXFirebird (cozzapie) | 68.13 | 94% | 2013-08-17 |
| 22363. | cassuvita (cassuvita) | 68.13 | 93% | 2012-01-04 |
| 22364. | Some (somepractise) | 68.13 | 93% | 2012-11-03 |
| 22365. | ken (tkn1) | 68.13 | 96% | 2014-09-09 |
| 22366. | @dio.tiberius (jonez52) | 68.13 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |