The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15255. | Jana (toothpik) | 79.53 | 94% | 2012-09-18 |
| 15256. | Ryan (fine_n_bright) | 79.53 | 97% | 2012-02-01 |
| 15257. | RKT (fastestspeed) | 79.53 | 98% | 2013-09-02 |
| 15258. | Zachary (zachary3352) | 79.52 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
| 15259. | Guest (cropdustah) | 79.52 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 15260. | Type (type_racer_15) | 79.52 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 15261. | mattgamer (mattgamer) | 79.52 | 95% | 2014-02-14 |
| 15262. | Murtaza (zetraux) | 79.52 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 15263. | Michael (lastobelus) | 79.52 | 99% | 2022-06-25 |
| 15264. | Woku (writingotaku) | 79.52 | 97% | 2012-10-14 |
| 15265. | Onur (onurtasdemir) | 79.52 | 95% | 2013-09-03 |
| 15266. | Terra (terranavis) | 79.51 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 15267. | Nathan (nmarvel7) | 79.51 | 92% | 2013-06-20 |
| 15268. | 50wpm (chengyangz) | 79.51 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 15269. | Jenny (jen_120) | 79.51 | 97% | 2015-09-14 |
| 15270. | Lee (hotdjlee) | 79.51 | 95% | 2013-01-18 |
| 15271. | Niamh (crystalniamh) | 79.50 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
| 15272. | Michael (big_mike) | 79.50 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
| 15273. | Basil (falaedor) | 79.50 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 15274. | Muthu (muthus) | 79.50 | 96% | 2015-03-24 |
| 15275. | shebaw (shebaw) | 79.49 | 92% | 2016-12-22 |
| 15276. | Evan (l3ggomyegg0) | 79.49 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 15277. | Lucas (soberpeach) | 79.49 | 97.3% | 2021-02-04 |
| 15278. | BoxBoy (uchenkadi) | 79.49 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 15279. | Nadav (nadav123) | 79.49 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 15280. | Atticus (plutakis) | 79.49 | 89% | 2016-04-10 |
| 15281. | Leehong (leehongpan) | 79.48 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| 15282. | Theodore (theo3958) | 79.48 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 15283. | IM (slowandslow) | 79.48 | 94% | 2013-10-14 |
| 15284. | Babayou (babalo) | 79.48 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |