And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17618. | David (delkos) | 83.10 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 17619. | aman (amanrai2802) | 83.09 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 17620. | Connor (cbyrd01) | 83.09 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 17621. | Joe (fireflygrave) | 83.09 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
| 17622. | Iro (iroijdik) | 83.09 | 97% | 2015-02-24 |
| 17623. | nguyen (nguyenmy) | 83.09 | 97% | 2012-07-10 |
| 17624. | Fluffa (fluffamuffin) | 83.08 | 95% | 2022-05-25 |
| 17625. | dropkickas (dropkickas) | 83.08 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 17626. | N (crazycalm007) | 83.08 | 99% | 2021-09-17 |
| 17627. | meerkat (dr_meerkat) | 83.08 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 17628. | Aditya (adi1ya) | 83.08 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 17629. | CutePlanty (cuteplanty) | 83.07 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 17630. | PJ (bacho86) | 83.07 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 17631. | pärskis (borje) | 83.07 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
| 17632. | seanghong (hongracer) | 83.07 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 17633. | Colemak (gageduke) | 83.07 | 93% | 2014-01-07 |
| 17634. | CaptainO (toldfiel) | 83.06 | 94% | 2013-03-12 |
| 17635. | guest_typist_new (guest_typ... | 83.06 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| 17636. | power (mrpowerstudiesyt) | 83.06 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 17637. | Erik (erickano) | 83.06 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 17638. | Thomas (stwiltz) | 83.06 | 96% | 2017-02-04 |
| 17639. | David (dlschmitt0911) | 83.06 | 92% | 2013-10-11 |
| 17640. | Muthu (muthus) | 83.06 | 96% | 2015-06-03 |
| 17641. | WaterSlime (waterslime) | 83.05 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 17642. | nonquit (codecoffeecode) | 83.05 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 17643. | Toni (topityper) | 83.05 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 17644. | Oscar (hellway) | 83.05 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 17645. | Jyu Viole Grace (ryun) | 83.04 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 17646. | Ankush (ank123) | 83.04 | 92% | 2015-02-01 |
| 17647. | Claudia (heartbreakinglyawk... | 83.04 | 98% | 2012-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |