Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21225. | Herzer1995 (herzer1995) | 66.90 | 97.6% | 2023-10-12 |
| 21226. | Lee (grol) | 66.90 | 93% | 2013-01-07 |
| 21227. | Jeffry (coldjeffry12) | 66.90 | 96% | 2022-02-26 |
| 21228. | devrik (devrik) | 66.89 | 95% | 2012-01-25 |
| 21229. | Joe (warstolrem) | 66.89 | 92% | 2015-12-22 |
| 21230. | mistirri (mistirri) | 66.89 | 94% | 2020-02-01 |
| 21231. | Eric (eric_17) | 66.89 | 96% | 2020-04-19 |
| 21232. | Jiranimo (jiranimo) | 66.89 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 21233. | David (david_420) | 66.89 | 84% | 2016-08-19 |
| 21234. | Pax (qmk2k) | 66.89 | 94% | 2020-04-13 |
| 21235. | Yash (yashshah) | 66.89 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 21236. | Ariq (aruslibintang) | 66.88 | 91% | 2012-03-24 |
| 21237. | Eleni (rhapsody) | 66.88 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 21238. | .... (whizzydizzy100) | 66.88 | 96% | 2016-12-29 |
| 21239. | Snail (exspeed) | 66.88 | 94% | 2014-05-17 |
| 21240. | qwerty (qwerty_noob) | 66.88 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 21241. | yousuf (yousufmanikfan) | 66.87 | 95% | 2012-11-27 |
| 21242. | Nate (leclownfou) | 66.87 | 93% | 2015-07-01 |
| 21243. | mutbuerger (mutbuerger) | 66.87 | 97% | 2014-08-31 |
| 21244. | Alex (crunchycool) | 66.87 | 89% | 2016-02-05 |
| 21245. | Johan (johanmynhardt) | 66.87 | 94% | 2011-12-30 |
| 21246. | Ashen (ashencone) | 66.87 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 21247. | Abe (plantboy808) | 66.87 | 94% | 2021-05-01 |
| 21248. | Andy (akrmoon444) | 66.87 | 94% | 2015-06-10 |
| 21249. | Benjamin (enjibenji) | 66.87 | 97% | 2020-01-16 |
| 21250. | Cory (elqmilq) | 66.86 | 95% | 2014-04-21 |
| 21251. | Masoud (masoudcs) | 66.86 | 96% | 2014-03-24 |
| 21252. | Tomek (tb0171) | 66.86 | 94% | 2015-11-08 |
| 21253. | Kitchen (kitchen_operator) | 66.86 | 95% | 2023-10-15 |
| 21254. | firstworldproblem (phuongng... | 66.86 | 92% | 2014-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |