As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11985. | Joe (joeshmoe2220) | 79.05 | 95% | 2015-05-10 |
| 11986. | Jonathan (jonyaa) | 79.04 | 97.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| 11987. | Hải (mymomismad) | 79.04 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 11988. | Domo (dasuxosu) | 79.04 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11989. | Ryden (ryden_soko) | 79.04 | 96% | 2018-08-24 |
| 11990. | William (wdk5013) | 79.04 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 11991. | BRUH (rabonh) | 79.04 | 96% | 2017-04-19 |
| 11992. | GoVegan (goveganf) | 79.04 | 93% | 2016-04-07 |
| 11993. | del (yggdrasilll) | 79.03 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 11994. | Thomas (tommyspo) | 79.03 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11995. | Dakota (warriorbbq) | 79.03 | 98% | 2016-07-04 |
| 11996. | Kim (kimabarca123) | 79.02 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 11997. | france (nabyounab) | 79.02 | 96% | 2017-01-13 |
| 11998. | Z (rats4brainz) | 79.02 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11999. | hai (nothing4u) | 79.02 | 98% | 2017-05-12 |
| 12000. | Tristan (tristansibug) | 79.02 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 12001. | heyman (heymannn) | 79.01 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 12002. | Glitter (glitterbrawls) | 79.01 | 99% | 2019-04-16 |
| 12003. | Le Roux (meneerotterkopx2) | 79.01 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 12004. | Jwickblack (hellwood) | 79.01 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 12005. | Joah (baconbon) | 79.01 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
| 12006. | Marcel (nerias) | 79.01 | 93% | 2016-01-29 |
| 12007. | mutbuerger (mutbuerger) | 79.01 | 100% | 2015-10-30 |
| 12008. | Chad (chadwardenbeballinnnnn) | 79.01 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 12009. | Lulu (meandmygrls) | 79.00 | 99% | 2017-02-07 |
| 12010. | David (dvdvmchmch) | 79.00 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 12011. | caili (cailih) | 79.00 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 12012. | lapras (lapras) | 79.00 | 98% | 2016-04-22 |
| 12013. | Sean (laggermc) | 79.00 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 12014. | Bobby (bobbysmith1191) | 78.99 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |