Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5822. | dodozz (lazyzz) | 39.14 | 93% | 2020-05-09 |
| 5823. | Reserveen (reserveen) | 39.10 | 95% | 2018-03-13 |
| 5824. | zaid (xoxygenkillerx) | 39.08 | 94% | 2018-08-04 |
| 5825. | Andrew (jabroney) | 39.07 | 95% | 2020-10-02 |
| 5826. | Phil (sticky1981) | 39.03 | 96% | 2018-03-26 |
| 5827. | mag (mag255) | 39.01 | 96% | 2017-08-23 |
| 5828. | Yu Xuan (rydle028) | 38.98 | 93% | 2020-04-23 |
| 5829. | Emma (emmalischka) | 38.98 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 5830. | Andrews (fridans) | 38.91 | 95% | 2020-10-23 |
| 5831. | TotalTao (totaltao) | 38.84 | 92% | 2020-10-23 |
| 5832. | sanzh (easy140bpm) | 38.84 | 93% | 2019-02-26 |
| 5833. | Ole William (olew5) | 38.84 | 92% | 2019-03-11 |
| 5834. | Praveen (achilles42) | 38.81 | 95% | 2018-05-03 |
| 5835. | Kevin (kevinzhao21) | 38.62 | 97% | 2020-04-13 |
| 5836. | Lefos (lefos357) | 38.57 | 93% | 2020-12-09 |
| 5837. | youngwook (toodamncool) | 38.55 | 94% | 2019-11-10 |
| 5838. | Miikka (mutane0) | 38.54 | 93% | 2020-07-25 |
| 5839. | Wiktor (wicker6) | 38.42 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 5840. | Hieu (sn1rep) | 38.40 | 92% | 2020-06-04 |
| 5841. | (proxy707) | 38.33 | 92% | 2019-08-15 |
| 5842. | Arthur (sylverphoenix) | 38.30 | 95% | 2017-07-18 |
| 5843. | lazyPerson (lazy_person) | 38.26 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5844. | nihal (wildfang1) | 38.16 | 93% | 2018-05-28 |
| 5845. | Abhinav (abhinavgk) | 38.13 | 92% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5846. | Vomit Ball (beehole) | 38.12 | 90% | 2020-12-04 |
| 5847. | Mahbub (fmmr001bd) | 38.11 | 94% | 2018-04-19 |
| 5848. | Joao (joaomendonca) | 37.96 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 5849. | Jones (lynrxe) | 37.96 | 94% | 2020-10-06 |
| 5850. | lilinfang (hk_l) | 37.95 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 5851. | Daniel (daniel3187) | 37.92 | 95% | 2018-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |