I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4797. | Jamee (jhaque17) | 103.20 | 98.1% | 2023-11-13 |
| 4798. | KobesMom (vradeus) | 103.20 | 97.2% | 2025-03-18 |
| 4799. | Marc (ratshepard) | 103.19 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 4800. | Nick (gheel2000) | 103.19 | 100% | 2021-03-15 |
| 4801. | Julius (xx_bbc_x) | 103.19 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 4802. | Kaan (nkaant) | 103.17 | 98% | 2024-09-04 |
| 4803. | Shem (shemmiegamie) | 103.17 | 96.6% | 2024-02-20 |
| 4804. | bluesheep97 (bluesheep97) | 103.17 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 4805. | John (tempocount) | 103.17 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| 4806. | lurning_dvorak (lurning_dvo... | 103.16 | 100% | 2020-05-16 |
| 4807. | Andrew (dragonasuu27) | 103.15 | 97% | 2025-11-03 |
| 4808. | alex (alex3213213) | 103.15 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 4809. | Bobo (doorknobz) | 103.15 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 4810. | Ispiro (isphal) | 103.15 | 96% | 2025-11-19 |
| 4811. | Michael (notmaiku) | 103.15 | 99% | 2021-02-21 |
| 4812. | Bert (brozart) | 103.15 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 4813. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 103.14 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 4814. | GG (boomnutshot) | 103.13 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 4815. | sdfsdf (frogchan) | 103.12 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 4816. | Nrzonline (nrzonline) | 103.12 | 99% | 2018-05-19 |
| 4817. | Kim Phước (lykimphuoc020) | 103.12 | 97.7% | 2025-02-02 |
| 4818. | kojima (lucaskojima) | 103.11 | 96.8% | 2025-05-19 |
| 4819. | Adrian (ronquiaj) | 103.11 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4820. | Ethan (egoldman) | 103.11 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 4821. | Corey (corstar97) | 103.11 | 99% | 2019-12-17 |
| 4822. | Neil Adrian (destroyer_46) | 103.11 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
| 4823. | Mevious (someguy) | 103.09 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 4824. | Calvin (calvin123456) | 103.09 | 97.2% | 2023-06-10 |
| 4825. | h (kenthios) | 103.08 | 99% | 2020-11-10 |
| 4826. | Rajan (340900190) | 103.07 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |