The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7424. | Pol (zegionx) | 95.16 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 7425. | unpr0gr4mm3d (unpr0gr4mm3d) | 95.16 | 99% | 2016-05-26 |
| 7426. | Aj (ajgabe1) | 95.16 | 97% | 2015-05-03 |
| 7427. | Matt (mgunn) | 95.16 | 96% | 2014-02-18 |
| 7428. | Patrick (gjaw42) | 95.16 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 7429. | Luecian (luecianlol) | 95.15 | 94% | 2013-09-01 |
| 7430. | Tmo (zvblast) | 95.15 | 98% | 2013-06-09 |
| 7431. | Yogi v2 (wintersnowmagick) | 95.15 | 94% | 2013-01-09 |
| 7432. | Max (thisismydrive1997) | 95.14 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 7433. | Pcgnome (pcgnome) | 95.14 | 95% | 2015-09-12 |
| 7434. | Gary (garrigan) | 95.14 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
| 7435. | Kaizero (kaizero) | 95.14 | 93% | 2016-04-13 |
| 7436. | Tsukasa (tsukasa) | 95.14 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 7437. | Hannah (laughingasong) | 95.14 | — | 2010-06-16 |
| 7438. | InsaneBiff (insanebiff) | 95.14 | 97% | 2016-08-02 |
| 7439. | Holo (holo) | 95.14 | 89% | 2016-09-28 |
| 7440. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 95.13 | 98% | 2023-08-02 |
| 7441. | Chareth (seacaptain5) | 95.13 | — | 2010-06-22 |
| 7442. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 95.13 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
| 7443. | Ben (ballisticknife) | 95.13 | 98% | 2017-12-03 |
| 7444. | ルミ (sharonxse) | 95.12 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 7445. | Tom (calder27) | 95.12 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 7446. | kush gohil (gohilkush) | 95.12 | 95.2% | 2023-06-15 |
| 7447. | Collin (csmith56) | 95.12 | 95% | 2016-12-16 |
| 7448. | Baitalon (baitalon) | 95.12 | 98% | 2014-02-28 |
| 7449. | Zhenrui (rasuulah) | 95.12 | 93% | 2017-01-03 |
| 7450. | Chathur (grandesonnerie) | 95.11 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 7451. | Devon (dhobsd) | 95.11 | 96% | 2012-05-21 |
| 7452. | T (simonhawk) | 95.11 | 96% | 2014-03-28 |
| 7453. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 95.11 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |