I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2892. | Geese (geese955) | 72.61 | 96.4% | 2023-11-03 |
| 2893. | Pat (drmrprofpatric) | 72.59 | 97% | 2024-10-09 |
| 2894. | alex (tene3) | 72.59 | 95% | 2025-03-15 |
| 2895. | Subbesh yadav (subeshyadav) | 72.58 | 94.1% | 2024-05-19 |
| 2896. | rocky (rockybhai__) | 72.58 | 95.6% | 2024-04-11 |
| 2897. | mack (zeno_00) | 72.55 | 95.1% | 2023-11-11 |
| 2898. | adverb (adverb7) | 72.54 | 95.1% | 2023-10-20 |
| 2899. | Master (master_2010) | 72.52 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2900. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 72.48 | 96.5% | 2024-12-05 |
| 2901. | siraphat (lawiet975) | 72.48 | 94.7% | 2024-08-23 |
| 2902. | LIVELI (liveli123) | 72.48 | 96.8% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2903. | Dimar (noobtyperhehe) | 72.48 | 95.7% | 2024-07-12 |
| 2904. | Cristian (crism123dm) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-11-24 |
| 2905. | Amr (amrstien) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 2906. | kazuma (kazuma1605) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
| 2907. | JArganLouise (jarganlouise) | 72.45 | 95% | 2025-02-21 |
| 2908. | mustaf3 (mustaf3) | 72.41 | 97.4% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2909. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 72.41 | 95.7% | 2023-11-22 |
| 2910. | cubus (cubscubs) | 72.38 | 94% | 2023-08-19 |
| 2911. | Galngam (galngam) | 72.36 | 96.7% | 2024-05-06 |
| 2912. | buddy (buddy42069) | 72.32 | 95% | 2024-11-29 |
| 2913. | AMSAY (amsay) | 72.32 | 98% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2914. | Asif Khan (asifkkkhan) | 72.32 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 2915. | marshal (marsh_bora3y) | 72.31 | 97% | 2023-11-09 |
| 2916. | Ekshore (ekshore) | 72.30 | 97.3% | 2023-08-12 |
| 2917. | Xenophon (xenophon01) | 72.19 | 94% | 2023-05-30 |
| 2918. | Tuan Anh (tuananh1805) | 72.19 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 2919. | Isaac (stretchysilver) | 72.16 | 97% | 2024-02-29 |
| 2920. | Manu (manuruz) | 72.14 | 95% | 2024-06-04 |
| 2921. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 72.12 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |