I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 10994. | scubtle (scrubsworth) | 83.86 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 10995. | Adam (whalsey1) | 83.86 | 96% | 2019-01-31 |
| 10996. | Chase (chasericker003) | 83.86 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
| 10997. | Ramor (rom10cort) | 83.86 | 95% | 2016-08-28 |
| 10998. | The Medium (themedium) | 83.85 | 96% | 2023-08-09 |
| 10999. | Alex (xanfan01) | 83.85 | 88% | 2017-03-10 |
| 11000. | Evans (xerodo) | 83.85 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 11001. | JustJahy (justjj) | 83.85 | 96% | 2018-07-10 |
| 11002. | danielthebest (danielthebest) | 83.84 | 96.2% | 2024-12-29 |
| 11003. | mud (mudisyum) | 83.84 | 97.5% | 2024-03-15 |
| 11004. | BeanBoi (the_beanboi) | 83.83 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 11005. | Teez (evofury) | 83.83 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11006. | skanda (skandarajeev) | 83.83 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11007. | 6digit (6digit) | 83.82 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 11008. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 83.82 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 11009. | Shreyas (mrtigar) | 83.82 | 97% | 2016-08-26 |
| 11010. | maliwan (maliwan) | 83.81 | 95% | 2019-04-08 |
| 11011. | Robert (jstckr) | 83.81 | 94% | 2015-11-25 |
| 11012. | Viet (viettp) | 83.81 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 11013. | Tyler (muslim_platypus) | 83.81 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
| 11014. | Noah (noahinfini) | 83.81 | 96% | 2022-05-20 |
| 11015. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 83.81 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 11016. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 83.80 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 11017. | Amit (amiteshore) | 83.80 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 11018. | Ren (yamai_ren) | 83.79 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 11019. | bad (imbad_) | 83.79 | 98% | 2024-08-01 |
| 11020. | Reaper (souldragon22) | 83.79 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 11021. | Kadz (kadzz) | 83.79 | 97.3% | 2024-03-19 |
| 11022. | pyco (pyco) | 83.79 | 92% | 2016-01-02 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |