So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22459. | CarolinaBelle (olivocl) | 64.62 | 93% | 2011-10-27 |
| 22460. | Amaranth (fadingamaranth) | 64.61 | 94% | 2021-12-22 |
| 22461. | tavana (vana143) | 64.61 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 22462. | Julian (julian102104) | 64.61 | 89% | 2014-12-26 |
| 22463. | Chez (stackofchairs) | 64.61 | 94% | 2021-05-04 |
| 22464. | John (generalrem) | 64.61 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 22465. | Hollandpeps (hollandpeps) | 64.61 | 91% | 2020-12-30 |
| 22466. | Aidil (aidil_umarov) | 64.61 | 92% | 2015-02-04 |
| 22467. | niaw junior (niawjunior) | 64.61 | 93% | 2017-05-29 |
| 22468. | IBRAR (khanibrar51) | 64.61 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 22469. | Dim (workahol1c) | 64.60 | 95% | 2019-10-23 |
| 22470. | Kapa (kassyk) | 64.60 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 22471. | Farhan (arcanine505) | 64.60 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 22472. | Cody (itsmee0o7) | 64.60 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
| 22473. | Practiser (practiser01) | 64.60 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 22474. | Ranjith (suram.ranjith@gmai... | 64.60 | — | 2009-05-21 |
| 22475. | Evanz (evanzyt) | 64.59 | 94% | 2022-01-26 |
| 22476. | Fluffy (musketeer) | 64.59 | 97% | 2014-04-30 |
| 22477. | Alex (alexkylelee) | 64.59 | 96% | 2020-09-17 |
| 22478. | phu (d4nt3) | 64.59 | 96% | 2011-06-01 |
| 22479. | Jordan (thejay) | 64.59 | 89% | 2012-04-06 |
| 22480. | fabiola (fabiola) | 64.59 | — | 2008-10-14 |
| 22481. | Will (wleeanglin) | 64.58 | 91% | 2016-07-20 |
| 22482. | Jojo (jojocalabza) | 64.58 | 95% | 2022-08-18 |
| 22483. | aaaa (ytfgolf) | 64.58 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 22484. | Patrick (ricccccckkkkkk) | 64.58 | 94% | 2021-08-29 |
| 22485. | Shukhrat (shux121995) | 64.58 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 22486. | Jimmy (akaike) | 64.58 | 95% | 2012-09-01 |
| 22487. | Hari (magarhari088) | 64.58 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
| 22488. | dan (dan88) | 64.58 | 86% | 2013-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |