Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39255. | Mystic (mystic_zafar) | 31.33 | 92% | 2021-01-17 |
| 39256. | Miche (abdaka) | 31.32 | 91% | 2021-02-12 |
| 39257. | roshan (rajroshan) | 31.32 | 92% | 2019-01-22 |
| 39258. | shiran (shiranset) | 31.31 | 91% | 2014-12-02 |
| 39259. | BeNNoMeN (bennomen) | 31.31 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 39260. | Shahid (shahid010_) | 31.31 | 92% | 2023-05-06 |
| 39261. | sander (sander) | 31.30 | — | 2008-08-26 |
| 39262. | Zeba (zeba_cute) | 31.30 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 39263. | auruba (weweee24) | 31.29 | 95% | 2023-11-01 |
| 39264. | Tasnim (misteryoda) | 31.28 | 96% | 2019-02-13 |
| 39265. | Neil (neil_oscar) | 31.28 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 39266. | Khalil (khalil) | 31.27 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 39267. | essie (locky) | 31.27 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 39268. | Bleeding (rhee) | 31.27 | 90% | 2014-06-20 |
| 39269. | Pablo (crzydg) | 31.27 | 86% | 2015-10-29 |
| 39270. | SecretK (secretk) | 31.26 | 95% | 2020-12-24 |
| 39271. | nice (muse) | 31.25 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 39272. | whilie (whilie) | 31.23 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 39273. | Esrat Efty (israt_ifty) | 31.23 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
| 39274. | Roman (roman29) | 31.22 | 94.2% | 2023-10-24 |
| 39275. | yavor (janb99) | 31.20 | 84% | 2014-04-30 |
| 39276. | Sergey (sprihodko) | 31.20 | 96% | 2014-05-30 |
| 39277. | merylene (merylene) | 31.20 | 94% | 2022-11-08 |
| 39278. | bewd (bewd) | 31.20 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 39279. | Amanchik (amanchik) | 31.19 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 39280. | juan dela cruz (bobdacir15) | 31.18 | 89% | 2011-07-08 |
| 39281. | Losel (losel92) | 31.18 | 96% | 2017-08-30 |
| 39282. | Mr. (superfat) | 31.17 | 91% | 2020-05-12 |
| 39283. | rafi (club86) | 31.17 | 93% | 2020-04-09 |
| 39284. | Adam (skynet) | 31.16 | — | 2009-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |