So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12900. | Bobert (booberrt) | 80.19 | 96% | 2022-07-04 |
| 12901. | Jiun-Ru (nutmacaca) | 80.19 | 98% | 2012-12-02 |
| 12902. | boaz (boazte) | 80.18 | 97.3% | 2021-02-04 |
| 12903. | kruse (madmaddox20) | 80.18 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 12904. | NOEL (armedandloaded) | 80.18 | 94% | 2015-05-11 |
| 12905. | Taylor. (tlrayo) | 80.18 | 88% | 2013-05-04 |
| 12906. | Dean (biollama112) | 80.18 | 95% | 2017-12-20 |
| 12907. | Tim (tpsherratt) | 80.18 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 12908. | Gidean (gidean) | 80.17 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 12909. | kieriekop (_kieriekop) | 80.17 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 12910. | Billy (chipsdown) | 80.17 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
| 12911. | ... (branskees) | 80.17 | 97% | 2018-07-25 |
| 12912. | Evan (zkijt) | 80.17 | 92% | 2014-04-26 |
| 12913. | Damien (tilt86) | 80.17 | — | 2010-06-10 |
| 12914. | Pio (piosoesetio) | 80.17 | 91% | 2017-04-14 |
| 12915. | Dmytro (djolas2) | 80.17 | 98% | 2012-05-11 |
| 12916. | Miko (mikolacs) | 80.16 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 12917. | al (alex5a) | 80.16 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 12918. | Qwerty (qwertypasta) | 80.16 | 99% | 2022-12-31 |
| 12919. | Kebob (murikk) | 80.16 | 96% | 2013-10-19 |
| 12920. | Xander (xanderthegreater) | 80.16 | 95% | 2023-06-30 |
| 12921. | Exijun (exijun) | 80.16 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 12922. | Prakhar (menate) | 80.15 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 12923. | Abylaikhan (ho1den) | 80.15 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 12924. | Yeajoon (kimchi4me) | 80.15 | 93% | 2014-02-21 |
| 12925. | Ting (t_mist) | 80.15 | 95% | 2013-09-17 |
| 12926. | shui (sammi76) | 80.15 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 12927. | Dvorak (aeoryth1) | 80.15 | 93% | 2011-12-02 |
| 12928. | Kevin (whatsyourtype) | 80.14 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 12929. | Travis (oats) | 80.14 | 92% | 2012-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |