The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6541. | TMM (matt0509) | 97.74 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 6542. | Etrigus (heliotropic) | 97.74 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 6543. | Anthony (ajs8140) | 97.74 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 6544. | Jason (jmkiser33) | 97.73 | 93% | 2015-03-02 |
| 6545. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 97.73 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 6546. | JoaoPauluu (joaopauluu) | 97.73 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 6547. | 925 (luluci) | 97.73 | 94% | 2015-05-29 |
| 6548. | 6Pat (ratatatpat) | 97.72 | 97% | 2014-04-13 |
| 6549. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 97.72 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 6550. | Spencer (shadowspark) | 97.72 | 99% | 2014-10-27 |
| 6551. | S (lattelatte) | 97.71 | 99% | 2021-04-12 |
| 6552. | Ilyas (aydoohhkb) | 97.71 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 6553. | Sean (beahmer) | 97.70 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 6554. | A (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 97.70 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 6555. | Joseph (plex) | 97.70 | 94% | 2015-05-22 |
| 6556. | Knortic (knortic) | 97.70 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 6557. | Malana (murfffff) | 97.69 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 6558. | Jean (orangedrum) | 97.69 | 99% | 2022-05-17 |
| 6559. | Quynh (jaysflowers) | 97.69 | 94% | 2014-04-20 |
| 6560. | Karen (karenskor) | 97.68 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 6561. | Callum (yuihirasawa) | 97.67 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 6562. | Grant (typerguy119) | 97.67 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 6563. | Abby (samoyedsss) | 97.65 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
| 6564. | joanneoh (joanneoh) | 97.65 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 6565. | paks (paksy_waxy) | 97.65 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 6566. | Kacper (warpol) | 97.65 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 6567. | Giorgio (luigi123mad) | 97.65 | 98.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 6568. | Alper (skroas) | 97.65 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 6569. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 97.65 | 100% | 2020-12-01 |
| 6570. | Edward (1934__) | 97.64 | 99% | 2023-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |