See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8612. | Sam (salinko) | 85.18 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 8613. | Noximini (noximini) | 85.17 | 96.5% | 2024-03-17 |
| 8614. | BeautifulName (beautifulname) | 85.16 | 96% | 2024-12-17 |
| 8615. | fatality (anurag9911) | 85.16 | 96.4% | 2023-08-24 |
| 8616. | Jadon (j20lardo06) | 85.16 | 96% | 2023-05-27 |
| 8617. | Jacob (rath130) | 85.16 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 8618. | Victor (inkpiernofingla) | 85.16 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 8619. | Elise (unusuall00) | 85.15 | 97.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 8620. | Lucas (yapzuohang) | 85.15 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 8621. | Ricky (rickestsot) | 85.14 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 8622. | ziggybond007 (ziggybond007) | 85.13 | 96% | 2025-03-19 |
| 8623. | ronin (timthot) | 85.13 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 8624. | L G (lg1207) | 85.12 | 97% | 2024-08-13 |
| 8625. | Jeremy (zurg256) | 85.12 | 95% | 2022-07-11 |
| 8626. | makeout (wastingtimexd) | 85.12 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 8627. | dhikshith (dhikshith) | 85.12 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 8628. | Murad (muradeyn) | 85.11 | 97.1% | 2025-03-24 |
| 8629. | jayR (sirkarma) | 85.11 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 8630. | lucaAccount2 (luca_types) | 85.10 | 96.9% | 2023-12-13 |
| 8631. | Danny (dannyemad) | 85.10 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 8632. | Stas (tracersm) | 85.10 | 99% | 2021-12-07 |
| 8633. | Kev (kevkevkevkevkev) | 85.09 | 95% | 2023-01-11 |
| 8634. | Andrew (completespud) | 85.09 | 98.5% | 2024-09-27 |
| 8635. | Racefan20 (racefan20) | 85.08 | 99% | 2025-04-21 |
| 8636. | Moaz (mo3adh) | 85.08 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 8637. | Phrog (slowic) | 85.08 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 8638. | IvanIO (ivanio) | 85.08 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8639. | Andrés (andres2003) | 85.07 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 8640. | Two (twoball) | 85.06 | 97% | 2022-11-19 |
| 8641. | Greylen (pen15_ba11s) | 85.06 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |