So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32048. | Dj (katastrophe2) | 49.14 | 92.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 32049. | Caleb (dinomitedude) | 49.14 | 88% | 2017-02-16 |
| 32050. | Samm (sammbee) | 49.13 | 85% | 2016-02-24 |
| 32051. | Aaron (abrezzy) | 49.13 | 94% | 2023-06-29 |
| 32052. | Thomas (ntomi) | 49.13 | 92% | 2016-02-26 |
| 32053. | Fawkulce (fawkulce) | 49.13 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
| 32054. | Keen (glock23slinger) | 49.13 | 95% | 2021-02-08 |
| 32055. | Sunder (sunder18) | 49.13 | 96.9% | 2021-02-14 |
| 32056. | Joseph (mwita7) | 49.13 | 94% | 2021-10-13 |
| 32057. | AnhDQ (anhdq) | 49.13 | — | 2009-02-09 |
| 32058. | Sun (sunjilong) | 49.13 | 94% | 2012-05-08 |
| 32059. | diana (princessdiana) | 49.12 | 83% | 2012-01-11 |
| 32060. | vasko (vasko) | 49.12 | 95% | 2012-03-23 |
| 32061. | Malith (fernandomalith) | 49.12 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 32062. | kadak (venkat123) | 49.11 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 32063. | Alex (doogjy) | 49.11 | 91% | 2015-03-30 |
| 32064. | munna (munna13) | 49.10 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 32065. | Johannes (johannes543) | 49.10 | 92% | 2020-10-26 |
| 32066. | Jessica (zeraxl) | 49.10 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 32067. | dean (griffo60) | 49.10 | 94% | 2014-07-22 |
| 32068. | mfn (greyterminal) | 49.09 | 93% | 2017-10-17 |
| 32069. | เดียร์ (dearnaja) | 49.09 | 96% | 2011-10-09 |
| 32070. | Steve (stevehauser11) | 49.09 | 94% | 2014-01-09 |
| 32071. | Lana (lana121) | 49.09 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 32072. | lime (justlime) | 49.08 | 94% | 2015-12-01 |
| 32073. | Akshay (ak63) | 49.08 | 95% | 2022-06-30 |
| 32074. | blackevil (blackevil) | 49.08 | 89% | 2011-09-21 |
| 32075. | derpabillity (snugglyleopards) | 49.08 | 95.9% | 2021-03-03 |
| 32076. | Capek (leixnt) | 49.08 | 89% | 2012-03-06 |
| 32077. | Suriya (suriyakumarboomibalan) | 49.08 | 94% | 2017-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |