I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3291. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 74.35 | 94.1% | 2023-08-18 |
| 3292. | JG (j32587) | 74.33 | 98% | 2025-10-26 |
| 3293. | Milan (themilan) | 74.32 | 96.7% | 2024-08-19 |
| 3294. | Robi (elrobi) | 74.31 | 96.9% | 2024-11-05 |
| 3295. | Clayton Schroeder (cl8on8or) | 74.30 | 96.6% | 2024-03-22 |
| 3296. | Will (carbohydra) | 74.30 | 98.2% | 2024-02-17 |
| 3297. | nilb (nilb) | 74.29 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 3298. | Lorenzo (captain20102) | 74.28 | 94.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 3299. | Duc (aduc6z) | 74.27 | 97.5% | 2023-11-22 |
| 3300. | রিফাত (rifat_072) | 74.27 | 97% | 2025-10-26 |
| 3301. | Jonathan (fonsdal) | 74.24 | 98% | 2025-08-07 |
| 3302. | Ban (shxft) | 74.22 | 95.7% | 2024-06-07 |
| 3303. | Sat (satuagg) | 74.20 | 96.7% | 2025-06-01 |
| 3304. | my first (new_typerer) | 74.19 | 94.8% | 2024-01-04 |
| 3305. | James (jjhertz) | 74.19 | 97.7% | 2025-03-05 |
| 3306. | yeybaby (yeybaby) | 74.12 | 97% | 2026-03-02 |
| 3307. | Munifcence (munifcence) | 74.11 | 98% | 2025-06-08 |
| 3308. | Tyler (clappster) | 74.11 | 95.6% | 2025-06-05 |
| 3309. | JEM (jem5268) | 74.11 | 97% | 2024-07-02 |
| 3310. | Nacs (nacs) | 74.10 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 3311. | Velhart (chopdty) | 74.00 | 95% | 2025-01-13 |
| 3312. | Will (crispy8989) | 74.00 | 96% | 2024-11-05 |
| 3313. | Kyle (kydooiante) | 73.98 | 94.7% | 2023-05-25 |
| 3314. | chrys learning colemak (dev... | 73.96 | 97.3% | 2023-06-13 |
| 3315. | hmm1233 (hmm1233) | 73.90 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| 3316. | Brody (skaxva) | 73.87 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
| 3317. | KappaMikey (kappamikey92) | 73.86 | 97% | 2024-05-17 |
| 3318. | Mahmoud (mahmoudalbadarin) | 73.86 | 95.6% | 2024-01-12 |
| 3319. | Piotr (piotros) | 73.84 | 97.8% | 2024-04-12 |
| 3320. | Oscar Pless (theletterq) | 73.82 | 96.7% | 2024-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |