Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5101. | luyong (xuluyong) | 59.55 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 5102. | Chris (simpleuser) | 59.54 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 5103. | Oscar (nicoya007) | 59.53 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 5104. | Cooper (coopsindahouse) | 59.52 | 95% | 2019-05-08 |
| 5105. | Beata (beata111) | 59.52 | 96% | 2020-04-22 |
| 5106. | Gagan (gagan18) | 59.52 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 5107. | JayBee (jaythebee) | 59.51 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 5108. | Gregory (chelona) | 59.50 | 93% | 2019-12-02 |
| 5109. | Erik (erkska) | 59.49 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5110. | BobTheTyper (ahmemaru) | 59.49 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 5111. | Daryl (daryltomato) | 59.49 | 94% | 2019-04-11 |
| 5112. | Birdo (killersiete) | 59.48 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 5113. | Hoes MAd (hoes_madd) | 59.48 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
| 5114. | Brian (hawaiianbrian) | 59.47 | 94% | 2019-03-26 |
| 5115. | shrimpmoney (diatommy554) | 59.46 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 5116. | yesman (yesman9527) | 59.46 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 5117. | Kevin (munhing) | 59.44 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 5118. | Huttawut (ishpipeman) | 59.44 | 94% | 2018-12-12 |
| 5119. | Jorge (elrubio1144) | 59.42 | 95% | 2019-01-20 |
| 5120. | Rhishabh (rhish) | 59.42 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
| 5121. | Luthfan (fanz) | 59.41 | 100% | 2018-02-20 |
| 5122. | kingsley (kings350) | 59.40 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 5123. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 59.40 | 93% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5124. | Rain (u96e8) | 59.40 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 5125. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 59.39 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 5126. | Kyle (rxngsonfire) | 59.39 | 95% | 2017-10-13 |
| 5127. | Will (squilii) | 59.38 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 5128. | Barack (ceo_of_communism) | 59.37 | 94% | 2019-11-03 |
| 5129. | Faqeer Muhammad Farooq (fqm... | 59.37 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 5130. | Jin (ginn273d) | 59.37 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |