I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23912. | imran (md_imran268) | 54.67 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 23913. | Lu. (luchvk) | 54.67 | 97% | 2016-10-28 |
| 23914. | Somebody (r_a_c_e_r) | 54.66 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 23915. | Maverick (mihir33) | 54.66 | 96% | 2022-05-21 |
| 23916. | Dave Israel (mynameisdig) | 54.66 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 23917. | P3rs0N (person_wastaken) | 54.66 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
| 23918. | Loading.... (xbooza) | 54.66 | 94% | 2020-05-15 |
| 23919. | aadsfsdsf (cocopeanutz) | 54.66 | 95% | 2019-05-18 |
| 23920. | Torty (philuk2000) | 54.66 | 97% | 2016-11-07 |
| 23921. | asuh dud (tossacointoyourwi... | 54.65 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| 23922. | Tomas (theman83) | 54.65 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 23923. | Kristian (hawkfish88) | 54.65 | 89% | 2015-12-15 |
| 23924. | Indian (typelife2) | 54.64 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 23925. | Hung (mounthero) | 54.64 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
| 23926. | Anthony (anthony8044) | 54.64 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 23927. | Smith (smithramone) | 54.64 | 96% | 2018-08-27 |
| 23928. | Grant (grant_types) | 54.63 | 94% | 2018-07-28 |
| 23929. | Kevin (munhing) | 54.63 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 23930. | David (fantasticdavid) | 54.63 | 95% | 2020-02-28 |
| 23931. | mrklein (mrklein) | 54.62 | 96% | 2019-01-22 |
| 23932. | R Trey (r_trey_beket) | 54.62 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 23933. | Noob (_anto_200) | 54.62 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 23934. | rofl xd (frostedryx) | 54.62 | 89% | 2016-11-28 |
| 23935. | Arijit (arijit_basu) | 54.62 | 95% | 2015-06-15 |
| 23936. | Dillon (fakebuddha) | 54.61 | 95% | 2017-10-25 |
| 23937. | M (sithurs) | 54.61 | 89% | 2016-04-19 |
| 23938. | yashar (yashar1) | 54.61 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 23939. | Luke (kipkat) | 54.61 | 93% | 2022-01-16 |
| 23940. | Sance (sance123) | 54.61 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 23941. | Gomolemo Moses (quicksilver... | 54.61 | 98% | 2019-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |