So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3554. | (discoorc) | 104.49 | 87% | 2016-07-06 |
| 3555. | enrou (enrou) | 104.48 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 3556. | (shoebie22) | 104.48 | — | 2010-08-20 |
| 3557. | (binonunquineist) | 104.47 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 3558. | Kris (nobigthing) | 104.46 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 3559. | (sangini10) | 104.46 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 3560. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 104.45 | 99% | 2023-03-29 |
| 3561. | coolfission (coolfission) | 104.45 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 3562. | Speedy (flux2k) | 104.45 | 99% | 2020-09-12 |
| 3563. | (kshetrisurendra) | 104.45 | 96% | 2014-01-09 |
| 3564. | (fstmario) | 104.44 | 97% | 2019-09-16 |
| 3565. | (sean.geckler@gmail.com) | 104.44 | 94% | 2016-02-26 |
| 3566. | jenny (cakemadness) | 104.44 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 3567. | (paarsaxd) | 104.44 | 94% | 2015-04-14 |
| 3568. | (eatsrice) | 104.39 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 3569. | (spankie123) | 104.39 | 90% | 2013-10-17 |
| 3570. | (cjpomarancza) | 104.38 | 98% | 2018-10-20 |
| 3571. | (multikoopa) | 104.38 | 81% | 2014-03-28 |
| 3572. | (a_duh) | 104.38 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 3573. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 104.37 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 3574. | (myuille) | 104.37 | 99% | 2013-02-18 |
| 3575. | (tamas) | 104.36 | 94% | 2015-10-26 |
| 3576. | Nikolai (purxiz) | 104.34 | 99% | 2014-03-18 |
| 3577. | (axu8888) | 104.34 | 96.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 3578. | (refsteon) | 104.34 | 96% | 2012-11-24 |
| 3579. | (wasteoftimez) | 104.33 | 95% | 2017-05-23 |
| 3580. | kap (kappow) | 104.33 | 98% | 2020-01-12 |
| 3581. | Fish (_fishbait_) | 104.32 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3582. | (tokneez) | 104.32 | 98% | 2015-01-12 |
| 3583. | AL (chrismas05) | 104.32 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |