I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2142. | (diendah) | 117.59 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2143. | (pbt17) | 117.58 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 2144. | str (sleepallday) | 117.56 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 2145. | (urzz4eva) | 117.55 | 99% | 2020-09-08 |
| 2146. | (kanekane) | 117.54 | 96.7% | 2025-05-01 |
| 2147. | (avnitp) | 117.54 | 98% | 2025-04-29 |
| 2148. | (beburov) | 117.54 | 99% | 2023-09-28 |
| 2149. | (bb667) | 117.54 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 2150. | (headoros) | 117.52 | 97.6% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2151. | (pigeon0) | 117.52 | 100% | 2025-08-04 |
| 2152. | (bryan1029) | 117.51 | 86% | 2017-04-18 |
| 2153. | YesOk (usernametypist) | 117.49 | 98% | 2024-07-04 |
| 2154. | (mosae) | 117.49 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 2155. | (oddishjing) | 117.49 | 100% | 2017-04-16 |
| 2156. | Abishiek (abishiek_12) | 117.47 | 98.4% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2157. | (smichaelino) | 117.47 | 99% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2158. | Tom (sentokuyamato) | 117.46 | 97.3% | 2024-08-10 |
| 2159. | https//typer.news (eduard20) | 117.46 | 98.3% | 2024-08-03 |
| 2160. | multiflipex (multiflipex) | 117.46 | 99% | 2024-02-14 |
| 2161. | (misterpear) | 117.46 | 94% | 2017-02-19 |
| 2162. | slimemann (vuhsachee) | 117.45 | 85% | 2017-01-26 |
| 2163. | 800 (roadto700cpm) | 117.42 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 2164. | (code_talker) | 117.41 | 99% | 2021-01-02 |
| 2165. | (igorslow) | 117.39 | 100% | 2022-04-29 |
| 2166. | ibz (ibrasome) | 117.39 | 99% | 2022-05-23 |
| 2167. | (create_an_account) | 117.38 | 100% | 2022-01-18 |
| 2168. | Shimmering (shimmeringdroplet) | 117.38 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 2169. | (cecosensei) | 117.37 | 96.4% | 2024-11-07 |
| 2170. | (abdullah_ui) | 117.36 | 98% | 2021-11-17 |
| 2171. | jb (woorie7) | 117.34 | 100% | 2025-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |