The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26400. | Jan (jaaan22) | 68.51 | 97% | 2024-04-18 |
| 26401. | Aether (aethersimp) | 68.51 | 96% | 2025-02-03 |
| 26402. | Maddie (mdjjones) | 68.51 | 96% | 2025-04-09 |
| 26403. | Ben (bmj774) | 68.51 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 26404. | ??? (slow_methodical) | 68.51 | 97% | 2018-04-24 |
| 26405. | Joseph (jocherr) | 68.51 | 97% | 2017-06-16 |
| 26406. | joe (ninjoetsu) | 68.50 | 97.8% | 2024-11-11 |
| 26407. | lochi (lochi) | 68.50 | 96% | 2024-02-15 |
| 26408. | Lukas (squietchy) | 68.50 | 94% | 2024-01-19 |
| 26409. | Skyguy (limpoch) | 68.50 | 97% | 2026-01-09 |
| 26410. | Siddhesh (d4mod4r) | 68.50 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
| 26411. | ItsH (tree_3) | 68.50 | 97.1% | 2023-12-12 |
| 26412. | BowKnee (bowknee) | 68.50 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| 26413. | Salzd (salzd) | 68.50 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 26414. | Alex (orfan1120) | 68.50 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 26415. | Azhar (azharnawaz) | 68.50 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 26416. | OneMercenary (onemercenary) | 68.49 | 96% | 2025-05-02 |
| 26417. | Multicellular (multicellula... | 68.49 | 96% | 2025-05-01 |
| 26418. | Npy1001 (npy101) | 68.49 | 98% | 2026-01-11 |
| 26419. | Natalie (dolphinbunny359) | 68.49 | 96% | 2019-06-29 |
| 26420. | sonicboom (sonicboomie) | 68.49 | 99% | 2025-07-27 |
| 26421. | Jonathan (bunks) | 68.49 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 26422. | Max (maxwhitehat) | 68.49 | 94% | 2014-05-04 |
| 26423. | James (irishaggie) | 68.49 | 92% | 2016-06-20 |
| 26424. | Lorenzo (lorenzo_) | 68.48 | 95% | 2015-05-04 |
| 26425. | hellOFresh (hello_fresh) | 68.48 | 97% | 2025-04-23 |
| 26426. | Alvi (itsalv1) | 68.48 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 26427. | sebastian (swallace24) | 68.48 | 94.7% | 2023-12-19 |
| 26428. | Ram Pareek (therampareek) | 68.48 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 26429. | sten (macejuando) | 68.48 | 96.4% | 2021-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |