So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28589. | Alin (alinsteve) | 55.29 | 97.4% | 2023-06-12 |
| 28590. | JAI SHRI GANESHAY NAMAH (di... | 55.29 | 99.7% | 2023-07-15 |
| 28591. | Quzrin (quzrin) | 55.28 | 89% | 2012-11-08 |
| 28592. | shanon (shanon) | 55.28 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 28593. | Florian (florian26) | 55.28 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 28594. | Em (chuchu) | 55.28 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 28595. | gamal (gamal123) | 55.28 | 93% | 2023-03-05 |
| 28596. | Tonmoy (ah_tonmoy) | 55.28 | 95.2% | 2023-08-23 |
| 28597. | Jy (jy_16) | 55.28 | 95% | 2023-03-24 |
| 28598. | Sky (skywalker2) | 55.28 | 96% | 2022-11-04 |
| 28599. | owen (owenyang) | 55.27 | 90% | 2014-11-20 |
| 28600. | Aristotelis (aristotelis_ch) | 55.27 | 96% | 2013-10-07 |
| 28601. | Game (gamehunter) | 55.27 | — | 2009-04-12 |
| 28602. | binita (atinib21) | 55.27 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 28603. | Jay (wolfjay757) | 55.27 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 28604. | KTDM (ktdm) | 55.27 | 95% | 2023-04-16 |
| 28605. | Alden (aldendino) | 55.26 | 92% | 2015-05-31 |
| 28606. | Yogesh (yogicode) | 55.26 | 94% | 2017-01-06 |
| 28607. | Roy (kaitoukid1412) | 55.26 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 28608. | Taariq (shadowsniper7) | 55.26 | 94% | 2022-01-09 |
| 28609. | Dig (essaitch) | 55.26 | 95% | 2022-10-06 |
| 28610. | Multicellular (multicellula... | 55.26 | 94% | 2022-02-22 |
| 28611. | raja (eesanesan) | 55.25 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 28612. | bonnie (kettlekettle) | 55.25 | 97% | 2013-12-29 |
| 28613. | =) (nigahiga) | 55.25 | — | 2009-08-06 |
| 28614. | Fred (fredzen) | 55.25 | 96% | 2015-06-28 |
| 28615. | Prabhu (prabhu_r) | 55.25 | 93% | 2013-01-22 |
| 28616. | Paris (parwon) | 55.25 | 94.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 28617. | ansendice (asendice) | 55.25 | 95% | 2019-06-04 |
| 28618. | imrileyok (imzercz) | 55.25 | 96% | 2023-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |