And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24427. | Car (ufoes) | 71.67 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 24428. | Lars (workmanprogress) | 71.67 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
| 24429. | Qubz (qubz) | 71.67 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 24430. | Napatthorn (npp_engieer) | 71.67 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 24431. | Cristan (cristang) | 71.67 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 24432. | Lauge (laugejuul14) | 71.67 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 24433. | Henry (henryacton) | 71.67 | 90% | 2012-02-22 |
| 24434. | Ayan (ayanduisenbekov03) | 71.67 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
| 24435. | Shreyas (shreyas_jani) | 71.66 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
| 24436. | ROOT (samuelawachie) | 71.66 | 96% | 2015-03-11 |
| 24437. | Paul (theslim) | 71.66 | 99% | 2014-06-21 |
| 24438. | yan (shocker142) | 71.66 | 95% | 2020-10-15 |
| 24439. | Brad (bg2500) | 71.66 | 98% | 2014-01-29 |
| 24440. | Pinkys (pinkysworld2080) | 71.66 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| 24441. | Nikhil (nikhil.james26@yaho... | 71.66 | 96% | 2012-10-04 |
| 24442. | clavat (clavat) | 71.66 | 96% | 2012-02-02 |
| 24443. | Frederik (drlambogamer) | 71.65 | 99% | 2021-04-04 |
| 24444. | Mukund (mukund420) | 71.65 | 98% | 2015-07-23 |
| 24445. | Leo (ljrobispado) | 71.65 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 24446. | Alex (_alex_d) | 71.65 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 24447. | Le (beeno92) | 71.65 | 98% | 2011-10-25 |
| 24448. | Vic (chungalicious) | 71.65 | 98% | 2015-03-15 |
| 24449. | Banana (carrieunderpants) | 71.65 | 93% | 2013-05-17 |
| 24450. | Think_Islam (salamoza) | 71.65 | 93% | 2012-09-25 |
| 24451. | anónimo (lincolnhs) | 71.65 | 91% | 2012-09-30 |
| 24452. | momentumJAY (momentumjayrac... | 71.65 | 97% | 2016-09-21 |
| 24453. | kenneth (kenneth29) | 71.65 | 99% | 2019-10-20 |
| 24454. | Angel of (harshvyasa) | 71.65 | 93% | 2011-06-14 |
| 24455. | Vinu (vinudominic) | 71.64 | 97% | 2014-05-01 |
| 24456. | Rob (robmarshalsea) | 71.64 | 95% | 2013-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |