Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9820. | REE (reeeeeeeeee3) | 86.33 | 98% | 2019-01-14 |
| 9821. | Hans (b3n1s) | 86.33 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 9822. | Michael (michaelchristian024) | 86.33 | 99% | 2021-10-27 |
| 9823. | ah (vincent01px2016) | 86.33 | 93% | 2012-01-06 |
| 9824. | Dre (_dre_) | 86.33 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 9825. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 86.32 | 99% | 2019-11-04 |
| 9826. | Pär (plund) | 86.32 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 9827. | mosab (mosabreda53) | 86.32 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 9828. | quack (virtualknight) | 86.32 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
| 9829. | Candlelight (candlelight8) | 86.32 | 97.1% | 2023-10-11 |
| 9830. | Shreeram (sgnnb) | 86.31 | 98% | 2016-10-26 |
| 9831. | lelgetrekt (lelgetrekt) | 86.31 | 96.1% | 2023-10-04 |
| 9832. | xero (xero22681) | 86.30 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 9833. | R (rdong) | 86.29 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 9834. | Marc (exorbis) | 86.29 | 92% | 2015-05-01 |
| 9835. | cow (thecowsaidoink) | 86.29 | 93% | 2013-10-31 |
| 9836. | Muko (muko) | 86.28 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 9837. | Venkatram (venk3012) | 86.28 | 96% | 2013-10-12 |
| 9838. | Aj (ajgabe1) | 86.28 | 97% | 2015-04-24 |
| 9839. | Conspiracy (realkingofgames) | 86.28 | 98.2% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9840. | Brittany (tfbritt1026) | 86.28 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 9841. | Toby (roastpotatoes) | 86.27 | 96% | 2016-02-06 |
| 9842. | anntz (reaction__) | 86.27 | 96% | 2022-08-30 |
| 9843. | lunamal (lunamal) | 86.27 | 96.8% | 2023-06-16 |
| 9844. | Cultist (kishore0305) | 86.27 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 9845. | Magishian (magishian) | 86.27 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 9846. | Edgey (tedge) | 86.26 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 9847. | Aron (aronbk) | 86.26 | 96% | 2017-04-26 |
| 9848. | Lizzie (lizzie731996) | 86.26 | 97% | 2013-05-28 |
| 9849. | Rall (raullll) | 86.26 | 99% | 2021-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |