The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 430. | Andy (andm) | 87.02 | 90% | 2016-07-29 |
| 431. | megan (monchaton) | 86.77 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 432. | Slow (noob) | 86.76 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 433. | Heather (bowlinprincess) | 86.73 | 97% | 2011-06-16 |
| 434. | Gert (gertoperto) | 86.66 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 435. | Samuel (minikloon) | 86.58 | 88% | 2013-08-05 |
| 436. | Tzipi (moeru) | 86.56 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 437. | Fredrik (rusherx) | 86.48 | 96% | 2012-11-25 |
| 438. | William (willietron) | 86.45 | 85% | 2012-01-12 |
| 439. | JaBoL (jabol) | 86.32 | 98.9% | 2023-11-03 |
| 440. | bryan (bryans) | 86.30 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 441. | Sam (samdog18@hotmail.com) | 86.23 | 91% | 2016-01-10 |
| 442. | getfingrd (piggo1228) | 86.22 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 443. | Jaxsn (jaxsn) | 86.17 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 444. | Muffins (muffins) | 86.17 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 445. | Babytear (babytear) | 86.17 | 91% | 2012-10-09 |
| 446. | Muko (muko) | 86.00 | — | 2009-06-14 |
| 447. | jeuw (ryansbeast) | 86.00 | — | 2009-10-22 |
| 448. | Dalton (puma_in_hd) | 85.87 | 95% | 2014-06-05 |
| 449. | Teri (krugert) | 85.84 | 99% | 2014-09-09 |
| 450. | Jani (argam) | 85.80 | 97% | 2013-02-09 |
| 451. | Blaire (blaire) | 85.78 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 452. | Marcin (spawniak) | 85.65 | 96% | 2014-01-17 |
| 453. | bakfa (bakfa) | 85.51 | 97% | 2015-03-20 |
| 454. | kazden (kazdenetienne) | 85.48 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 455. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 85.43 | 95% | 2015-02-20 |
| 456. | Speed (bate_1) | 85.33 | 97% | 2022-05-28 |
| 457. | Harley (bababooie69) | 85.30 | 99% | 2020-09-25 |
| 458. | Anish (thorium) | 85.29 | — | 2010-07-04 |
| 459. | keshav (keshav2010) | 85.27 | 91% | 2015-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |