Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2771. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 73.28 | 94% | 2019-10-19 |
| 2772. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 73.27 | 96% | 2018-08-20 |
| 2773. | Simo (gammaman999) | 73.26 | 95% | 2020-03-18 |
| 2774. | Ben (ttbnejska) | 73.25 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 2775. | Jester (murvayne) | 73.24 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 2776. | Dominik (aeniwon) | 73.22 | 97% | 2017-08-06 |
| 2777. | Erico (normalicydoesntexist) | 73.21 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 2778. | noooit (noooit) | 73.21 | 98% | 2018-12-02 |
| 2779. | Swap (swapyt) | 73.20 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2780. | Bry (athelstan) | 73.20 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 2781. | Joe (joelepore) | 73.20 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 2782. | Ritvik (ritvikkarra7) | 73.19 | 95% | 2019-06-16 |
| 2783. | hannah (spacebuns) | 73.19 | 98% | 2019-10-25 |
| 2784. | ashalisalamdanam (ashalisal... | 73.19 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 2785. | ezpez (ezpez) | 73.17 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
| 2786. | ♕₭ING♕ (norman0123) | 73.17 | 96% | 2017-07-20 |
| 2787. | Hello_Kitty (hello_kitten) | 73.14 | 99% | 2020-01-19 |
| 2788. | Mukesh Yadav (mukeshyadav) | 73.14 | 98% | 2017-10-24 |
| 2789. | supir tembak (platkuning) | 73.13 | 98% | 2018-07-24 |
| 2790. | tstats[ilaghardcore] (ilagh... | 73.12 | 94% | 2019-08-18 |
| 2791. | Albert (jabamabird) | 73.11 | 96% | 2018-01-06 |
| 2792. | Snoody (snoody) | 73.11 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
| 2793. | gonorrhea (n1ght) | 73.10 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 2794. | Feynex (imhidayat) | 73.08 | 94% | 2019-12-16 |
| 2795. | 1337 (dotnet) | 73.08 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 2796. | Zanguza (zanguza) | 73.06 | 97% | 2020-05-16 |
| 2797. | Veeti (veetittititi) | 73.04 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 2798. | Toddpiece (toddpiece) | 73.02 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 2799. | James (jmather1) | 73.01 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2800. | David (davidkk) | 73.01 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |