I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8379. | Viktor (pineapple212) | 94.52 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 8380. | Chris (cmun777) | 94.52 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 8381. | heytheredvorak (ym123dvorak) | 94.52 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 8382. | Jack (manicman) | 94.51 | 96% | 2019-10-25 |
| 8383. | EO (eo_37) | 94.51 | 98.2% | 2023-09-27 |
| 8384. | zyn (zezyn) | 94.51 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8385. | mrmine (mrmine) | 94.50 | 98% | 2025-06-26 |
| 8386. | htiduJ (judithf) | 94.49 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
| 8387. | DeanK (marvin2) | 94.49 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 8388. | chris (champybh) | 94.48 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 8389. | Dumby (cooh) | 94.48 | 99% | 2023-07-25 |
| 8390. | tstats[er4_mike] (er4_mike) | 94.47 | 100% | 2023-06-14 |
| 8391. | Jack (pirates_of_caribbean) | 94.47 | 98% | 2017-03-13 |
| 8392. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 94.46 | 98% | 2025-08-14 |
| 8393. | Patryk (wadison) | 94.46 | 98% | 2022-12-23 |
| 8394. | qwerty (anoop208) | 94.46 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 8395. | Support israel (mukeshyadav) | 94.45 | 99% | 2020-07-10 |
| 8396. | Jen (jdangela2) | 94.45 | 99% | 2019-12-10 |
| 8397. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 94.45 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 8398. | 140 (140_wpm) | 94.44 | 97% | 2025-08-10 |
| 8399. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 94.43 | 99.4% | 2024-04-13 |
| 8400. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 94.43 | 99% | 2019-12-06 |
| 8401. | Jerry (jl22) | 94.42 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 8402. | Andrew (trazer) | 94.42 | 96% | 2018-11-05 |
| 8403. | Huy (pikeman222) | 94.42 | 100% | 2018-01-10 |
| 8404. | Illuminati (jugglerilluminati) | 94.42 | 96% | 2017-05-24 |
| 8405. | åaosudhaousbdsøouajnbdøo... | 94.41 | 99% | 2024-01-29 |
| 8406. | mariachi (mdl0100) | 94.41 | 94.8% | 2024-12-25 |
| 8407. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 94.41 | 97.2% | 2024-12-03 |
| 8408. | vansik noobek (awe_erce) | 94.40 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |