As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13644. | Pol (crutchlow13) | 75.29 | 93% | 2017-03-03 |
| 13645. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 75.29 | 99% | 2019-04-16 |
| 13646. | Kevin (kmui2) | 75.28 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 13647. | J (meep_morp) | 75.28 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 13648. | Ethan (ethancyx) | 75.28 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 13649. | Sander (sanderv3) | 75.28 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 13650. | Gleb (passick) | 75.28 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
| 13651. | Bislet (bislet) | 75.27 | 96% | 2025-02-15 |
| 13652. | 7alabsa (one_plus_one_equal... | 75.27 | 96.8% | 2024-03-18 |
| 13653. | Pasindu (pasinducw) | 75.27 | 93% | 2016-02-17 |
| 13654. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 75.27 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 13655. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 75.27 | 94% | 2023-08-14 |
| 13656. | shane (shanel0l) | 75.27 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 13657. | Stevem (cravezog) | 75.26 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 13658. | Thomas (thead9) | 75.26 | 96% | 2016-11-08 |
| 13659. | xiangpeng (linxiangpeng) | 75.25 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 13660. | Fox (foxcopy) | 75.24 | 96% | 2024-07-04 |
| 13661. | Thomas (mrmystery100) | 75.24 | 93% | 2015-05-18 |
| 13662. | Harry (harry_k) | 75.24 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 13663. | Mukesh Yadav (mukeshyadav) | 75.24 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 13664. | BarbBlackburn (3xx8iycrr3xy... | 75.24 | 98% | 2019-09-16 |
| 13665. | Nguyen (kidtrum) | 75.24 | 96% | 2017-04-02 |
| 13666. | L (thereddone) | 75.23 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 13667. | Thomas (thomasw219) | 75.23 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 13668. | ApSad (apaars) | 75.23 | 96% | 2015-12-22 |
| 13669. | Afique (bigbossgaming) | 75.22 | 98% | 2025-02-18 |
| 13670. | natalie (nataliemia01) | 75.22 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 13671. | wingman41 (wingman41) | 75.22 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 13672. | Marius (techdifics12) | 75.22 | 95.4% | 2023-11-15 |
| 13673. | Umair (umair121) | 75.22 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |