So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11022. | Crayon (crayonsc) | 83.56 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 11023. | Emmett (olea9691) | 83.56 | — | 2008-10-07 |
| 11024. | CS (chaosstalker) | 83.56 | 94% | 2012-03-04 |
| 11025. | Bethany (thelegendarybethboii) | 83.55 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 11026. | Trash (jayohobo) | 83.55 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 11027. | Matthias (mpwagner) | 83.55 | 100% | 2022-05-03 |
| 11028. | flip (mitchell_schultz) | 83.55 | 93% | 2011-06-22 |
| 11029. | Mip (mipsuperk) | 83.55 | 92% | 2011-10-14 |
| 11030. | matex72 (matex72) | 83.54 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 11031. | Brandon (saosin) | 83.54 | 96% | 2013-02-20 |
| 11032. | burro (banton) | 83.54 | 96% | 2012-08-31 |
| 11033. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 83.53 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 11034. | Copycatken (copycatken) | 83.52 | — | 2008-12-25 |
| 11035. | Taylor (taylor_1121) | 83.52 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11036. | Anthony (avchen) | 83.52 | 94% | 2014-10-10 |
| 11037. | Tumma (tummapoika) | 83.52 | 90% | 2013-01-03 |
| 11038. | szemavxi (szemavxi) | 83.51 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 11039. | Eagle (eagle_student) | 83.51 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 11040. | Liam (number406) | 83.51 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 11041. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 83.51 | 97.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 11042. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 83.51 | 97.3% | 2023-09-29 |
| 11043. | Sandakan Boyz (cnix) | 83.51 | 92% | 2013-01-30 |
| 11044. | Darren (darrentan0512) | 83.51 | 97% | 2015-08-12 |
| 11045. | Mukesh Yadav (mukeshyadav) | 83.51 | 98% | 2014-10-24 |
| 11046. | KW (kiawa88) | 83.51 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 11047. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 83.50 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 11048. | i_serve_a_savior (mrzappa) | 83.50 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 11049. | wiyu (wiyu) | 83.50 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 11050. | Viet Trung (viettrung9012) | 83.50 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11051. | Ole Einar (zyphie) | 83.50 | 98% | 2012-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |