The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19771. | phuong (phuong_uet) | 75.67 | 97.4% | 2023-11-28 |
| 19772. | Aleksi (jeboust) | 75.67 | 94.2% | 2023-11-12 |
| 19773. | Ryan (ryanbrwr) | 75.67 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 19774. | anif (slow_pianist) | 75.67 | 97.4% | 2024-08-27 |
| 19775. | Qizot (qizot) | 75.67 | 97% | 2019-12-21 |
| 19776. | Nick (gyroidman1000) | 75.67 | 97% | 2016-03-01 |
| 19777. | paul (superspys) | 75.67 | 92% | 2015-08-20 |
| 19778. | Kaylie (suettt) | 75.67 | 91% | 2014-10-05 |
| 19779. | Timothy (papercutsurvivor) | 75.66 | 94.1% | 2024-12-09 |
| 19780. | (wiyw) | 75.66 | 97.2% | 2024-02-21 |
| 19781. | Matt (choofkoof) | 75.66 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 19782. | Steven (slowstev) | 75.66 | 91% | 2015-08-08 |
| 19783. | bart (bartfart) | 75.66 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 19784. | peepeegod (shweggy) | 75.66 | 95% | 2018-02-16 |
| 19785. | Flaffen (flaffen) | 75.66 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 19786. | Matt (weirdoperson) | 75.66 | 93% | 2013-05-19 |
| 19787. | Minimalist (grandminimalist) | 75.65 | 97.3% | 2025-05-08 |
| 19788. | asianxeggroll (asianxeggroll) | 75.65 | 97% | 2025-07-03 |
| 19789. | shariski (shariski) | 75.65 | 97.2% | 2025-03-28 |
| 19790. | Alex (00rj00) | 75.65 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| 19791. | Muhammad (muhammadusmanrules) | 75.65 | 92% | 2013-01-02 |
| 19792. | Brennan (brennan7) | 75.64 | 97% | 2022-07-07 |
| 19793. | Mark Morales (markdev428) | 75.64 | 97% | 2025-02-25 |
| 19794. | spacetour72 (spacetour72) | 75.64 | 96% | 2025-02-22 |
| 19795. | Sydney (squid2222) | 75.64 | 97% | 2024-06-27 |
| 19796. | Ignorant (iggrant) | 75.64 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 19797. | Koopsta Kicca (lord_sinfamous) | 75.64 | 98% | 2019-10-10 |
| 19798. | Lindsey (elliselchupacabrad... | 75.64 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
| 19799. | taj (taj256) | 75.64 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 19800. | Val (valenre) | 75.64 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |