And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25372. | mellisa (klaudine) | 70.22 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 25373. | ✌︎Clayze (caleb_higared... | 70.22 | 93% | 2016-07-07 |
| 25374. | c (awesometheii) | 70.21 | 95% | 2019-05-05 |
| 25375. | voopx (coopnorth) | 70.21 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 25376. | z_62k (w_a_n_t_e_d_08) | 70.21 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 25377. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 70.21 | 95.7% | 2021-02-21 |
| 25378. | John (ruslan) | 70.21 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 25379. | Berke (berke_96) | 70.21 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
| 25380. | BoxingNguyen (boxingnguyen) | 70.20 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 25381. | Menna (itsmenna) | 70.20 | 86% | 2015-03-19 |
| 25382. | fahad (fahadahmed_lu) | 70.20 | 99% | 2018-04-20 |
| 25383. | Patman (quachyducky) | 70.20 | 88% | 2015-08-19 |
| 25384. | Jason (jason534f) | 70.20 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 25385. | 131251 (mcumento) | 70.20 | 93% | 2016-10-15 |
| 25386. | hyhu (hyhy233) | 70.20 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
| 25387. | Lee (hotdjlee) | 70.20 | 93% | 2012-04-29 |
| 25388. | Rupert (rupert_6969) | 70.19 | 97.5% | 2023-10-15 |
| 25389. | Pashtun (muhammadrizwan) | 70.19 | 96.1% | 2023-08-04 |
| 25390. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 70.19 | 97.1% | 2023-08-20 |
| 25391. | Jhonny (jhonny_space0ut) | 70.19 | 94% | 2022-07-04 |
| 25392. | Ridas (xserak) | 70.19 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
| 25393. | Andrea (tinola) | 70.19 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 25394. | Dmitry (horizon_47) | 70.19 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 25395. | DeadEye03 (deadeye03) | 70.19 | — | 2009-10-02 |
| 25396. | milad (vilmil) | 70.18 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 25397. | Jason (piercenia) | 70.18 | 97% | 2019-01-06 |
| 25398. | butter (hspdino) | 70.18 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 25399. | Omelette (omeng) | 70.18 | 93% | 2014-03-27 |
| 25400. | AHHH (chuckles1357) | 70.18 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 25401. | Michael (jeffgordon251) | 70.18 | 97% | 2012-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |