So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28664. | zech (zechariah) | 55.16 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 28665. | oanh (oanhnguyen89) | 55.16 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 28666. | Loafie (loafie) | 55.16 | 95% | 2015-05-29 |
| 28667. | Josh (joshiepoops) | 55.15 | 95% | 2021-12-16 |
| 28668. | Rahul (rahuls1995) | 55.15 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 28669. | Eric (ericj48) | 55.15 | 95% | 2019-05-08 |
| 28670. | tinieee (tinieee) | 55.15 | 96% | 2014-03-06 |
| 28671. | simon (simonxander) | 55.15 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 28672. | QAZAQ (nurasyldizimov) | 55.15 | 93% | 2015-09-18 |
| 28673. | ElderlySnail (littleerika1017) | 55.15 | 93% | 2019-08-13 |
| 28674. | Zak (zajawe) | 55.14 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 28675. | Trish (protype) | 55.14 | — | 2008-08-16 |
| 28676. | tito (titoreo) | 55.14 | 94% | 2021-11-14 |
| 28677. | Dandelion01 (europamoon) | 55.14 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
| 28678. | duyhung (duyhung123abc) | 55.14 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 28679. | abhishrek47 (abhishrek47) | 55.14 | 90% | 2011-11-21 |
| 28680. | Rohit (rohit_adalinge) | 55.13 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 28681. | Ian (ianpotpie) | 55.13 | 94% | 2022-03-23 |
| 28682. | Kenny (therealvirusss) | 55.13 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 28683. | xdxdxd (rainer18) | 55.13 | 90% | 2014-02-17 |
| 28684. | Muhammad (muhammadimran) | 55.13 | 95% | 2013-09-23 |
| 28685. | awabin (awabin) | 55.12 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
| 28686. | ayrus (ayrus01) | 55.12 | 95% | 2022-02-01 |
| 28687. | Escher (escher8) | 55.12 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
| 28688. | Karan (kk11007) | 55.12 | 95% | 2022-11-10 |
| 28689. | Tyronaught (tyronaught) | 55.12 | 92% | 2015-08-07 |
| 28690. | Gabriel (gabdrz) | 55.12 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 28691. | RoverTej (rovertej) | 55.12 | 94% | 2017-01-14 |
| 28692. | Warda (wardataqdees) | 55.12 | 93% | 2015-06-17 |
| 28693. | Dešić (dedamrak) | 55.12 | 88% | 2011-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |