The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8577. | Dexter (lmarc0) | 92.30 | 93% | 2014-05-31 |
| 8578. | Jacob (captain3xtreme) | 92.30 | 97% | 2013-07-31 |
| 8579. | Maros (wlkvr) | 92.29 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 8580. | Zorro (swashbuckle) | 92.29 | 99% | 2014-03-18 |
| 8581. | Turtle (kameiphilip) | 92.29 | 95% | 2016-10-12 |
| 8582. | Juliet 3 (buckles7809) | 92.28 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 8583. | Bennett (bjhansen) | 92.28 | 95% | 2015-06-10 |
| 8584. | Debajyoti (deehzee) | 92.28 | 99% | 2012-03-29 |
| 8585. | James2 (james372) | 92.27 | 99% | 2014-11-06 |
| 8586. | Ryan (ryanshirk) | 92.27 | 98% | 2011-07-22 |
| 8587. | Anahit (anachan17) | 92.27 | 99% | 2017-07-26 |
| 8588. | Reina (rei7matsuura) | 92.26 | 96% | 2016-05-18 |
| 8589. | Josephus (josephus) | 92.26 | 98% | 2016-05-05 |
| 8590. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 92.26 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 8591. | Saad (graveofsorrow) | 92.26 | 98% | 2013-02-12 |
| 8592. | Pun (puntypes) | 92.26 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 8593. | Adromrial (adromrial) | 92.25 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 8594. | slayron (slayfulness) | 92.25 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 8595. | joel (jouel1234567) | 92.25 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 8596. | Malachi (mudgee) | 92.25 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 8597. | Praveen (ergodox) | 92.25 | 98% | 2015-09-10 |
| 8598. | Markee (itsmarkee) | 92.24 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 8599. | Biggus (biggboii18) | 92.24 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 8600. | Bobol (hr3f) | 92.24 | 96% | 2013-12-10 |
| 8601. | Marco (rxmarko) | 92.23 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 8602. | Rai (fisheko) | 92.23 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 8603. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 92.23 | 98% | 2015-04-30 |
| 8604. | James (james121515) | 92.23 | 94% | 2011-12-12 |
| 8605. | Kagamine Len (kagamine_len) | 92.22 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 8606. | Armin (armincx) | 92.22 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |