The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6769. | Water❤️Colemak-DH (wate... | 96.93 | 98.8% | 2023-09-05 |
| 6770. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 96.93 | 98.6% | 2021-01-30 |
| 6771. | TheBluestBerry (bluberry2) | 96.93 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 6772. | Ilia (isilisi) | 96.93 | 98% | 2017-03-12 |
| 6773. | tstats[montedeu] (montedeu) | 96.92 | 96.6% | 2023-08-14 |
| 6774. | NB (purple_turkey) | 96.92 | 99% | 2020-04-26 |
| 6775. | Henry (dumbutgood) | 96.91 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 6776. | S (sinty) | 96.91 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 6777. | Kris (kriskringle) | 96.91 | 94% | 2012-12-11 |
| 6778. | Samuli (sparta92) | 96.91 | 92% | 2016-11-11 |
| 6779. | Pixel269 (pixeltwosixnine) | 96.90 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 6780. | Alaina (hltjumper) | 96.90 | — | 2009-10-04 |
| 6781. | toni (noilly) | 96.90 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 6782. | m3r8 (m3r8) | 96.90 | 99% | 2022-12-11 |
| 6783. | Sam (brem_dog) | 96.90 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 6784. | Chris (cjbreban) | 96.90 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 6785. | Aiku (aikuchu) | 96.89 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 6786. | Biggest (biggestnarstie) | 96.89 | 99% | 2021-05-16 |
| 6787. | samt (samt) | 96.89 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 6788. | Mudd_ME (mudd_me) | 96.89 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 6789. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 96.89 | 94% | 2012-12-23 |
| 6790. | Julie (jullaayy) | 96.88 | 93% | 2013-07-19 |
| 6791. | Jay (leej1996) | 96.88 | 95% | 2014-11-19 |
| 6792. | Andrew (fastandrew) | 96.88 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 6793. | Luke (squirreltimee) | 96.88 | 97% | 2020-06-19 |
| 6794. | Alexandre (marinvhs) | 96.88 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 6795. | David (wisehomiedavid) | 96.88 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
| 6796. | Erik (mescon) | 96.88 | 92% | 2012-03-05 |
| 6797. | Jerrin (btzombie) | 96.88 | 99% | 2019-06-25 |
| 6798. | Richard (yuel) | 96.88 | 91% | 2013-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |