The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5258. | Hammertime (mattcamgolf) | 113.99 | 99% | 2016-12-30 |
| 5259. | Joseph (trailmix) | 113.99 | 95% | 2011-11-13 |
| 5260. | 14/f/cali (krappakreepo) | 113.98 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 5261. | Joshua (manboys54) | 113.98 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
| 5262. | Tachydactylus (tachydactyl) | 113.98 | 99% | 2017-06-29 |
| 5263. | lassiS (latez) | 113.98 | 97% | 2013-05-02 |
| 5264. | Trung (nhihon) | 113.98 | 95% | 2012-05-13 |
| 5265. | viv (canvist) | 113.98 | 91% | 2015-03-04 |
| 5266. | (hexxed) | 113.97 | 99% | 2020-06-13 |
| 5267. | Ryan (arjaysee) | 113.97 | 99% | 2019-08-11 |
| 5268. | John (holcombmania) | 113.97 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 5269. | arxbombus (arxbombus) | 113.97 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
| 5270. | merebanana (merebanana) | 113.96 | 99% | 2015-12-22 |
| 5271. | Only typing will save the w... | 113.96 | 99% | 2013-03-06 |
| 5272. | aa (cruglo) | 113.96 | 97% | 2015-03-07 |
| 5273. | Vervesz (vervesz) | 113.95 | 92% | 2016-07-04 |
| 5274. | エリカ (erzas) | 113.94 | 99% | 2013-06-12 |
| 5275. | BR (brdiesel) | 113.94 | 99% | 2022-03-02 |
| 5276. | kostia (kostia244) | 113.94 | 99% | 2021-05-21 |
| 5277. | Jens (pense007) | 113.94 | 97% | 2014-11-23 |
| 5278. | doge (muchtypewow) | 113.94 | 93% | 2017-03-01 |
| 5279. | BELT (beltgirl) | 113.92 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 5280. | Brocli (brocli) | 113.91 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 5281. | Davis (bengalman447) | 113.90 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 5282. | pbflmizzle (pbflmizzle) | 113.90 | 98% | 2016-02-08 |
| 5283. | Gavin (gavin_) | 113.88 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
| 5284. | Tyler (superkai65) | 113.88 | 99% | 2022-09-12 |
| 5285. | Andy Yusuf (twinsgroup) | 113.88 | 97% | 2014-04-19 |
| 5286. | Babette (plidsi) | 113.87 | 100% | 2013-04-25 |
| 5287. | Akis (kira8975) | 113.87 | 95% | 2015-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |