The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5865. | cyrenaic (cyrenaic) | 99.82 | 99% | 2018-08-21 |
| 5866. | Jeff (imaqtpi) | 99.82 | 95% | 2013-04-12 |
| 5867. | Best Milk (calciumchaser) | 99.81 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 5868. | David (nexus52085) | 99.81 | 98% | 2016-09-02 |
| 5869. | madeleine (maddogyee) | 99.80 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 5870. | Rockpj (rockpj) | 99.80 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 5871. | Nörfire (norfire) | 99.78 | 93% | 2014-09-16 |
| 5872. | Jess (jessicaliuu) | 99.78 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 5873. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 99.78 | 99% | 2021-12-25 |
| 5874. | Ross (starly396) | 99.78 | 97% | 2013-02-16 |
| 5875. | Karthik (skarthik01) | 99.77 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 5876. | exgladous (exglade) | 99.77 | 95% | 2014-05-25 |
| 5877. | MrTTomato (mrttomato) | 99.77 | 99% | 2012-09-04 |
| 5878. | Roman (roman_h) | 99.76 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 5879. | Justin (flamebun) | 99.76 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 5880. | Tibbies (tibbies) | 99.76 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 5881. | Preston (muchtolearn) | 99.75 | 93% | 2014-02-26 |
| 5882. | Methan (camoka5) | 99.75 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 5883. | Misty* (annaree) | 99.75 | 94% | 2013-05-21 |
| 5884. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 99.73 | 97.2% | 2023-08-19 |
| 5885. | Ashlie (ashlie_marie) | 99.73 | 96% | 2014-02-21 |
| 5886. | Faster than (fasterthanshlok) | 99.73 | 80% | 2016-12-20 |
| 5887. | Karen (khameljan) | 99.73 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 5888. | qwertz (mynameiswayne) | 99.72 | 98% | 2016-12-11 |
| 5889. | Epsilon (renalaves) | 99.72 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 5890. | san_ (san__) | 99.72 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 5891. | SUPER (supertran) | 99.72 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 5892. | Eddie (pelosm) | 99.72 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 5893. | 🆂🅷🅰🅳🆁 (nyeshyo) | 99.72 | 94% | 2013-09-05 |
| 5894. | Twiggy (twiggylic) | 99.71 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |