And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12460. | Basil (kaneki_k3n) | 92.52 | 96% | 2022-07-22 |
| 12461. | Brian (brianfong0416) | 92.52 | 98% | 2011-10-31 |
| 12462. | Dylan (merrythought) | 92.52 | 95% | 2013-02-04 |
| 12463. | a (chagzilla) | 92.51 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 12464. | kr02lc (kreadzz) | 92.51 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 12465. | Innan (innan) | 92.51 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 12466. | Hutsie (telekiwi) | 92.51 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 12467. | Jesu (desekraetorr) | 92.51 | 98% | 2013-03-14 |
| 12468. | George (orangebananaman) | 92.51 | 97% | 2012-04-15 |
| 12469. | pansui (pansui_zeliang) | 92.51 | 95% | 2012-09-13 |
| 12470. | jake (tgr1967) | 92.50 | 98% | 2018-08-11 |
| 12471. | 🛞 (otomo) | 92.50 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 12472. | Marvin (buscar) | 92.50 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 12473. | Xuan Anh (depgiailamdo) | 92.50 | 99% | 2016-08-02 |
| 12474. | Lefu (l1298) | 92.50 | 96% | 2017-04-10 |
| 12475. | Dustin (dustinofolino) | 92.50 | 97% | 2017-03-23 |
| 12476. | DURAG ENERGY (auroraxd) | 92.49 | 97.8% | 2023-07-09 |
| 12477. | Ryan Vanderlois (chickenlil... | 92.49 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| 12478. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 92.49 | 99% | 2023-05-30 |
| 12479. | KJ (barraclaw) | 92.49 | 99% | 2021-02-28 |
| 12480. | Miki (pkong001) | 92.49 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 12481. | Adam (pknut777) | 92.49 | 98% | 2016-07-30 |
| 12482. | Liam (dissolution) | 92.48 | 98% | 2016-01-22 |
| 12483. | Danielle (dvand707) | 92.48 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 12484. | Sandakan Boyz (cnix) | 92.48 | 91% | 2013-02-03 |
| 12485. | Alex (tsaalex) | 92.48 | 98% | 2020-08-15 |
| 12486. | Sledge (sledge_hammer) | 92.48 | 96% | 2011-07-17 |
| 12487. | Monte Carlo (polishtyper) | 92.48 | 95% | 2015-06-22 |
| 12488. | Aum (aum123) | 92.48 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 12489. | walnut (mrwalnut) | 92.47 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |