As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8391. | Lisa (mauid2015) | 88.20 | 98% | 2015-12-01 |
| 8392. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 88.20 | 97% | 2015-08-09 |
| 8393. | Chicony osu! (leva_russian) | 88.19 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 8394. | (shaun022) | 88.19 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 8395. | red_j (pepeworm_on_mech) | 88.19 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 8396. | William (williamusa) | 88.19 | 95% | 2015-07-02 |
| 8397. | Connor (cbec32) | 88.18 | 98.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 8398. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 88.18 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 8399. | Varauk (varauk) | 88.18 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
| 8400. | Nick (neepwithin) | 88.17 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
| 8401. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 88.17 | 99% | 2023-04-19 |
| 8402. | Awais (awais_660) | 88.17 | 97% | 2024-12-11 |
| 8403. | imtdk (imtdk) | 88.17 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 8404. | Yerring (secretswimmer1) | 88.17 | 93% | 2015-05-09 |
| 8405. | Snake (snake_eyes) | 88.17 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
| 8406. | Mandy (itsmandy) | 88.17 | 96% | 2016-07-22 |
| 8407. | Helen (mtssh4k) | 88.16 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 8408. | ajafov98 (ajafov98) | 88.16 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 8409. | Ahmed Yasir (ahmedyasir) | 88.15 | 99% | 2025-09-02 |
| 8410. | Shay (shaykarni) | 88.15 | 96.6% | 2023-12-06 |
| 8411. | Emily (snowserpent) | 88.15 | 95% | 2015-11-12 |
| 8412. | Kersey (strythio) | 88.14 | 96% | 2015-09-01 |
| 8413. | Suhan (suhan_pradhan) | 88.14 | 97% | 2026-04-02 |
| 8414. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 88.14 | 98% | 2015-04-13 |
| 8415. | Jared (waffles77) | 88.13 | 97% | 2016-11-12 |
| 8416. | jSteez (jsteez) | 88.13 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 8417. | Mad (mad88) | 88.13 | 97% | 2024-07-21 |
| 8418. | Wandon (wandon) | 88.13 | 96.8% | 2024-07-28 |
| 8419. | Edwin (nightseas) | 88.12 | 97% | 2015-07-21 |
| 8420. | aj (peanut2004) | 88.12 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |