So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31414. | tsheling (dekar123) | 50.54 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
| 31415. | Kuan (frankuanhsi) | 50.54 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 31416. | xkaban (xkaban) | 50.54 | 89% | 2014-07-13 |
| 31417. | Trần Xuân Vinh (fastfood10) | 50.54 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 31418. | Poldo (poldokubo) | 50.54 | 90% | 2011-09-01 |
| 31419. | Phillip (phillip1985) | 50.54 | 94% | 2016-07-04 |
| 31420. | Syed (syed07) | 50.53 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 31421. | heyoung (heyoung1999) | 50.53 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
| 31422. | Nawaraj Bista (nawaking) | 50.53 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 31423. | sfairat (sfairat) | 50.52 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 31424. | Rab (rabuhana) | 50.52 | 99% | 2020-12-19 |
| 31425. | Moon Knight (moonknight) | 50.52 | 92% | 2016-10-20 |
| 31426. | ss (aaassssss) | 50.51 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 31427. | Brian (brochefamily95) | 50.51 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 31428. | peter (lookey) | 50.51 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 31429. | Maciej (mac13k) | 50.51 | 90% | 2014-12-08 |
| 31430. | Vinh (ninjapro) | 50.50 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| 31431. | Fraa (fraa_engram) | 50.50 | 93% | 2021-09-18 |
| 31432. | Michael (mtiday) | 50.50 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 31433. | Denis (me4ls_0n_whee1s) | 50.50 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 31434. | ayteks (ayteks) | 50.50 | 91% | 2013-09-15 |
| 31435. | vanya (vanyag7) | 50.50 | — | 2009-12-30 |
| 31436. | Gerard (venzdrake) | 50.50 | 90% | 2012-07-23 |
| 31437. | smoky_ (sahuvipul) | 50.49 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 31438. | anas (hope21) | 50.49 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 31439. | Nigel (nigelstaring) | 50.49 | 94% | 2019-04-03 |
| 31440. | Qiwei (liqiwei) | 50.48 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 31441. | Bhargav (krekx1e) | 50.48 | 95% | 2022-09-13 |
| 31442. | repyx (lordgado) | 50.48 | 95% | 2016-07-05 |
| 31443. | Jimmy (kwchengab) | 50.48 | 94% | 2011-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |