As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13782. | मंगल से आयà... | 75.18 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 13783. | Clarissa (clarissamaranne) | 75.18 | 96% | 2015-06-13 |
| 13784. | Benedikt (dikt73) | 75.18 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 13785. | Quan (martinrockon) | 75.18 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 13786. | KappaPride (frozen956) | 75.17 | 90% | 2015-12-17 |
| 13787. | A (abcd1209) | 75.17 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 13788. | Fei (feikien99) | 75.16 | 95% | 2022-04-24 |
| 13789. | Opu (samops) | 75.16 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 13790. | Asif (asif04) | 75.16 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 13791. | Cory (nascar_nelson) | 75.15 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 13792. | Yusuke (tokyoprogramming) | 75.15 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 13793. | ama (pcfcace) | 75.15 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 13794. | Nono (nono11jp) | 75.15 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 13795. | Colozuz (erickjulvan) | 75.15 | 94% | 2015-12-30 |
| 13796. | Erick (velasco1) | 75.15 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 13797. | Lok (nglok) | 75.15 | 95% | 2015-08-22 |
| 13798. | Cham (chamm) | 75.14 | 97% | 2016-10-31 |
| 13799. | Jeff (mthwtsng) | 75.14 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 13800. | Nighthawky69 (nighthawky69) | 75.14 | 95% | 2020-01-29 |
| 13801. | Ethan (drizzy123_) | 75.13 | 98.6% | 2024-11-05 |
| 13802. | Colin (dwadsa124) | 75.13 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 13803. | Truong (blue5) | 75.13 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 13804. | Oscar (nicoya007) | 75.13 | 98% | 2025-04-17 |
| 13805. | Hassan (ha559) | 75.13 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
| 13806. | Djovak (saebilopicke) | 75.13 | 92% | 2016-08-06 |
| 13807. | bipin (bipinkumarmp) | 75.13 | 95% | 2016-07-24 |
| 13808. | rakhmon (rakhmon) | 75.11 | 98% | 2023-09-27 |
| 13809. | kbd67 mkii dark jades (ligma) | 75.11 | 96% | 2018-10-16 |
| 13810. | Tolga (tolgaakyuz) | 75.10 | 95% | 2016-06-14 |
| 13811. | Ray (castello666) | 75.10 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |