The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 107. | (leonzalion) | 152.58 | 99% | 2021-11-17 |
| 108. | (joey172) | 152.46 | 98% | 2013-01-22 |
| 109. | (deskripper) | 152.45 | 98.3% | 2023-06-17 |
| 110. | neynt (neynt) | 152.36 | 98% | 2013-08-31 |
| 111. | hlng (styrofoam) | 152.35 | 98.3% | 2023-08-19 |
| 112. | (mushroombruiser) | 152.34 | 99% | 2014-08-03 |
| 113. | (breakaaa) | 152.33 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 114. | (dominikk23) | 152.18 | 99% | 2021-07-28 |
| 115. | (wynterlegacy) | 152.13 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 116. | Jashe (freshfastjashe) | 151.82 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 117. | (caffywin) | 151.79 | — | 2010-07-12 |
| 118. | (veriston) | 151.55 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 119. | Arrogant (dkaocka) | 151.51 | 98.8% | 2023-08-10 |
| 120. | (gabbae) | 151.47 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 121. | Tiffy (tiffc) | 151.44 | 100% | 2013-04-11 |
| 122. | i'd buy that for a dollar! ... | 151.39 | 99% | 2019-06-06 |
| 123. | (mtgap) | 151.29 | 99% | 2020-01-18 |
| 124. | (01110000) | 151.12 | 100% | 2019-05-05 |
| 125. | (valikor) | 151.03 | 95% | 2011-07-23 |
| 126. | Jake (nameless337) | 151.02 | 100% | 2018-01-11 |
| 127. | Psylo (lysergico) | 150.79 | 99% | 2020-03-04 |
| 128. | (fittycent) | 150.64 | — | 2010-06-29 |
| 129. | (manlikeshiloh) | 150.62 | 95% | 2015-06-28 |
| 130. | (eyver) | 150.61 | 100% | 2016-03-12 |
| 131. | (afg1212) | 150.57 | 96% | 2012-02-09 |
| 132. | (arizownage) | 150.55 | 99% | 2011-07-22 |
| 133. | ILOVEPALESTINE (iamslow103) | 150.53 | 99% | 2020-09-16 |
| 134. | (delirious) | 150.48 | 99% | 2019-02-28 |
| 135. | (osbot) | 150.45 | 97% | 2016-07-29 |
| 136. | Abhi (abhib22) | 150.42 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |