The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4290. | Ivani (ivansingo) | 105.44 | 99% | 2023-05-21 |
| 4291. | fred (foop1) | 105.44 | 99% | 2021-10-06 |
| 4292. | Fickle (mongolo123) | 105.44 | 96% | 2014-11-03 |
| 4293. | ht (distincx) | 105.44 | 93% | 2015-11-22 |
| 4294. | Ramesh (rrdharan) | 105.43 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 4295. | Chad (sixpacksexy) | 105.43 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
| 4296. | Will (habibiwilly) | 105.42 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 4297. | Ayush (bravoayush87) | 105.42 | 91% | 2014-10-20 |
| 4298. | Chetan (ch374n) | 105.41 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 4299. | Jon (botrks) | 105.41 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
| 4300. | D (dschrad) | 105.40 | 98% | 2016-09-02 |
| 4301. | Jessica (jess_please) | 105.40 | 98% | 2014-06-20 |
| 4302. | garbyal ✌(-‿-)✌ (garb... | 105.40 | 87% | 2015-04-25 |
| 4303. | dungeonmstr (ahpla) | 105.40 | 94% | 2014-12-14 |
| 4304. | Shut (ihavekillaura) | 105.39 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 4305. | Ray (gilzea) | 105.39 | 98.3% | 2023-10-06 |
| 4306. | Matt (mterwill) | 105.38 | 98% | 2015-03-24 |
| 4307. | Ethan (fingerfood) | 105.38 | 94% | 2013-11-13 |
| 4308. | AD (heydriandee) | 105.38 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 4309. | Insy (insy) | 105.38 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 4310. | Fail (exmag) | 105.38 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 4311. | dor (deswag) | 105.37 | 97% | 2013-07-20 |
| 4312. | Philipp (buggybrain) | 105.37 | 96% | 2011-05-31 |
| 4313. | s1ck (dontquitraces) | 105.37 | 95% | 2014-11-17 |
| 4314. | Ethan (yaboinugget) | 105.36 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 4315. | Leo (schweden) | 105.36 | 98% | 2011-07-01 |
| 4316. | Carlos (estevaoima) | 105.36 | 100% | 2017-11-15 |
| 4317. | Jeff (resaebiunne) | 105.35 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 4318. | slow is fast (leet_is_legit) | 105.34 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 4319. | Will (willhuangs2016nonquit) | 105.33 | 83% | 2017-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |