All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5067. | Kelby (haulzy) | 98.52 | 97.8% | 2023-08-27 |
| 5068. | Hah (verdaderopan) | 98.52 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 5069. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 98.51 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 5070. | mattfus (mattfus2) | 98.51 | 99% | 2021-11-19 |
| 5071. | PACO FAST (keriagod) | 98.49 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 5072. | chad (itzchad) | 98.48 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 5073. | Adam (adamvolkman) | 98.48 | 97% | 2025-02-16 |
| 5074. | stijn (stimixer) | 98.48 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 5075. | d (dafeiji) | 98.48 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 5076. | Suikyo (suikyo) | 98.47 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 5077. | (dis|ab)straction (typefast... | 98.47 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 5078. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 98.47 | 96.9% | 2024-09-02 |
| 5079. | Storm (storm2028) | 98.46 | 99% | 2025-02-27 |
| 5080. | thong (thongish) | 98.46 | 98.1% | 2024-02-23 |
| 5081. | frank (frankpc) | 98.46 | 97% | 2024-04-03 |
| 5082. | phardsz (phardsz) | 98.46 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 5083. | Bratke (bratke) | 98.45 | 96% | 2026-03-11 |
| 5084. | Tibi (mt85) | 98.45 | 97% | 2019-06-26 |
| 5085. | Lord Voldemort (lord_voldem... | 98.44 | 99% | 2025-05-02 |
| 5086. | Séamus (trust_the_fungus88) | 98.44 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 5087. | Zimon (zimon) | 98.44 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
| 5088. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 98.43 | 97% | 2025-07-30 |
| 5089. | Neo (maliciouskz) | 98.43 | 98% | 2025-04-02 |
| 5090. | aa (invincibleunderthesun) | 98.43 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 5091. | Eve (evehelin) | 98.43 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 5092. | Cozzay (cozzay) | 98.42 | 100% | 2021-09-29 |
| 5093. | Henrik (iupgrade) | 98.42 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 5094. | san_ (san__) | 98.42 | 95% | 2023-06-09 |
| 5095. | Walnert (walnert) | 98.42 | 100% | 2021-05-11 |
| 5096. | Simon (ario147) | 98.42 | 99% | 2018-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |