I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2932. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 79.43 | 97.9% | 2024-12-03 |
| 2933. | Jameson (jamesonmul) | 79.42 | 95% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2934. | levi (leviathan_307) | 79.39 | 96% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2935. | Billy (tryphlan) | 79.38 | 96% | 2025-08-23 |
| 2936. | Loot3d (loot3d) | 79.38 | 97.6% | 2024-08-20 |
| 2937. | Sabbir (sabbir_ahsan) | 79.36 | 98% | 2025-10-17 |
| 2938. | Ahmed Hanafy (ahmedhnafy) | 79.34 | 96% | 2025-08-06 |
| 2939. | Jayden (mytzep) | 79.32 | 95% | 2025-11-27 |
| 2940. | Cian (ashal99) | 79.31 | 95.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2941. | relak (nxthann) | 79.29 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 2942. | srijan (srijan1001) | 79.27 | 96% | 2026-02-11 |
| 2943. | R (treeondirt) | 79.26 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2944. | kiv (kivv) | 79.25 | 94.9% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2945. | Abhishek (create_a_account) | 79.25 | 97.3% | 2023-06-28 |
| 2946. | PARAG (parroye) | 79.25 | 97% | 2024-07-31 |
| 2947. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 79.24 | 93% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2948. | mustafa (msutafa) | 79.20 | 98% | 2026-02-14 |
| 2949. | SalW3s (salw3s) | 79.20 | 96% | 2024-04-11 |
| 2950. | Dodo (sonic20) | 79.15 | 97% | 2026-02-14 |
| 2951. | staysober (adariuswilliams) | 79.14 | 97% | 2025-09-15 |
| 2952. | Benjamin (benky25) | 79.10 | 95.3% | 2023-06-08 |
| 2953. | Luis (regneva17) | 79.10 | 96.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| 2954. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 79.06 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2955. | Siam Murshed (murshedslament) | 79.05 | 97% | 2025-03-25 |
| 2956. | Amelia (idioticgoat) | 79.05 | 96.2% | 2024-11-22 |
| 2957. | Trent (tdavis23540) | 79.04 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 2958. | kian (kian0) | 79.03 | 95.9% | 2024-07-01 |
| 2959. | Jeconiah (sereneeeee) | 79.01 | 96% | 2024-06-10 |
| 2960. | Jabez (senpaijabz) | 78.99 | 95.9% | 2024-12-20 |
| 2961. | Jay (noj0ke) | 78.98 | 95.6% | 2024-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |