The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28077. | Nhilmir (ztellmir) | 58.87 | 92% | 2011-08-22 |
| 28078. | adam (wtl1998) | 58.87 | 89% | 2016-12-29 |
| 28079. | Muhammad (muhammadshahid) | 58.87 | 95% | 2018-07-21 |
| 28080. | Charisma82 (charisma82) | 58.86 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 28081. | Ethan (eg083) | 58.85 | 95% | 2021-10-19 |
| 28082. | Nawazish (ghostlead420) | 58.85 | 95% | 2023-07-02 |
| 28083. | Houtan (amdbluee) | 58.85 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 28084. | cluckold (cluckold) | 58.85 | 97% | 2020-05-09 |
| 28085. | oreka (oreka) | 58.85 | — | 2010-03-07 |
| 28086. | Ken (adroit1133) | 58.85 | 95% | 2011-09-20 |
| 28087. | Singularity2023 (singularit... | 58.84 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
| 28088. | Lucas (lukasyoi2) | 58.84 | 93% | 2022-04-12 |
| 28089. | Neil (neil298) | 58.84 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 28090. | Vân (nhvha81) | 58.84 | 96% | 2011-12-01 |
| 28091. | Iutre (borand) | 58.83 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
| 28092. | Eduardo (elbodrogo1977) | 58.83 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 28093. | party (partyiee) | 58.82 | 95% | 2023-03-23 |
| 28094. | dave (commei) | 58.82 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
| 28095. | Nick (nmatavka) | 58.82 | 96% | 2012-05-13 |
| 28096. | Brian (key_killer) | 58.82 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 28097. | atzy (atzy) | 58.82 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 28098. | Pui (pui333) | 58.82 | 93% | 2013-06-07 |
| 28099. | Dmitry (evelon11) | 58.82 | 88% | 2013-08-30 |
| 28100. | Lanny (you_suck_man) | 58.82 | 96% | 2011-06-23 |
| 28101. | S (mstreck) | 58.82 | 91% | 2012-04-11 |
| 28102. | leo (enrage411) | 58.81 | 93% | 2015-02-25 |
| 28103. | Omer (omer_nukic) | 58.81 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| 28104. | Satheesh (satheesh) | 58.81 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 28105. | thien (soicon824) | 58.81 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 28106. | potter (mrpotter) | 58.81 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |