What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
—from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, a movie by Terry Jones
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2047. | (sputype) | 109.63 | 99% | 2022-02-02 |
| 2048. | (walms) | 109.63 | 98% | 2014-09-06 |
| 2049. | (jhnsnpatrick) | 109.63 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 2050. | (janejellyroll) | 109.63 | 97% | 2012-04-12 |
| 2051. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 109.59 | 99% | 2015-09-05 |
| 2052. | cesar (cecerhcp) | 109.59 | 90% | 2015-03-24 |
| 2053. | JusticeEX (justiceex) | 109.59 | 99% | 2023-09-16 |
| 2054. | (andthen313) | 109.59 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 2055. | (rogerlu) | 109.57 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 2056. | (decahexatrix) | 109.57 | 99% | 2021-07-22 |
| 2057. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 109.56 | 97.6% | 2023-08-19 |
| 2058. | (fckcarrots) | 109.56 | 98% | 2013-08-21 |
| 2059. | (playtrumpet) | 109.55 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 2060. | (onehundredplus) | 109.54 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 2061. | (honkman) | 109.54 | 98% | 2023-06-14 |
| 2062. | (peonlover) | 109.54 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 2063. | (gretschaxe) | 109.52 | 97% | 2016-04-28 |
| 2064. | (mstew354) | 109.52 | 95% | 2016-03-01 |
| 2065. | (wintercore) | 109.51 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 2066. | Maxx (maxxdw) | 109.51 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 2067. | smtchahal2's race-selection... | 109.50 | 94% | 2013-01-07 |
| 2068. | (forreckful) | 109.49 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 2069. | (tamas) | 109.49 | 95% | 2016-03-29 |
| 2070. | (vampyryk) | 109.49 | 98% | 2012-03-14 |
| 2071. | (roboto) | 109.49 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 2072. | (minikloon) | 109.48 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 2073. | (ultrabum) | 109.47 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 2074. | (jeepers_jake) | 109.47 | 99% | 2021-11-12 |
| 2075. | (saltybrick) | 109.47 | 95% | 2014-06-25 |
| 2076. | (ayimchi) | 109.45 | 100% | 2020-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 101,991 | 68.17 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 74.58 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 9 | 28.79 | February 15, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 65.09 | February 2, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 82.40 | August 31, 2021 |
| Crow Middle High School | 1 | 33.58 | September 13, 2016 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 71.12 | August 23, 2012 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |