As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1124. | cheeseball (cheeseballerz) | 122.35 | 99.3% | 2025-05-01 |
| 1125. | (sashimiak) | 122.33 | 99% | 2022-05-11 |
| 1126. | (hamcheese) | 122.31 | 99% | 2026-02-28 |
| 1127. | joao (cnjao) | 122.29 | 99% | 2022-06-27 |
| 1128. | 0 (m0rphine) | 122.26 | 97% | 2018-11-10 |
| 1129. | (captivant) | 122.26 | 94% | 2017-02-27 |
| 1130. | (vellocretic) | 122.25 | 96% | 2016-08-29 |
| 1131. | (jelloflow) | 122.24 | 99% | 2023-03-23 |
| 1132. | (isakooooo) | 122.24 | 99.1% | 2025-03-24 |
| 1133. | Mirkhad (cmirkhad) | 122.23 | 98.2% | 2023-12-22 |
| 1134. | (derp1) | 122.22 | 98% | 2025-09-30 |
| 1135. | (tebond) | 122.16 | 98.4% | 2025-02-15 |
| 1136. | atsumu (silkynq) | 122.15 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
| 1137. | Unexpected Identifier - 1:3... | 122.13 | 99% | 2024-07-22 |
| 1138. | (jonathanirvings) | 122.12 | 99% | 2022-03-19 |
| 1139. | lynn! (ashhlnn) | 122.12 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| 1140. | (lizkebab) | 122.11 | 98.8% | 2024-08-06 |
| 1141. | (mstew354) | 122.11 | 97% | 2016-02-17 |
| 1142. | (caseyclosedxd) | 122.09 | 100% | 2019-02-07 |
| 1143. | (canvist) | 122.09 | 95% | 2017-05-29 |
| 1144. | (andylocks) | 122.08 | 98.8% | 2024-02-18 |
| 1145. | (teraspazz) | 122.08 | 100% | 2016-10-30 |
| 1146. | (desertofsand) | 122.08 | 91% | 2016-10-11 |
| 1147. | (jurornumber8) | 122.07 | 98.6% | 2025-05-05 |
| 1148. | Just a man in a hotdog van ... | 122.07 | 98% | 2025-06-19 |
| 1149. | ouchies (evilemmelina) | 122.07 | 98.4% | 2024-06-08 |
| 1150. | Bart (hubba485) | 122.05 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 1151. | (kardashnguyen) | 122.04 | 99% | 2022-04-12 |
| 1152. | (ndeeb) | 122.04 | 92% | 2015-09-11 |
| 1153. | (umang1998) | 122.03 | 100% | 2021-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |