The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 847. | (downsider) | 128.42 | 95% | 2015-02-06 |
| 848. | (benaou) | 128.36 | 95% | 2014-10-28 |
| 849. | (tigerhawk1337) | 128.36 | 98% | 2014-10-11 |
| 850. | (dumbnerd) | 128.36 | 99% | 2017-10-01 |
| 851. | (mistera) | 128.34 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 852. | (gluegluglu) | 128.31 | 99% | 2018-12-25 |
| 853. | (cooldude_) | 128.31 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 854. | Seth (zeffer) | 128.26 | 98% | 2016-10-07 |
| 855. | (han1999) | 128.26 | 91% | 2017-02-12 |
| 856. | (roguebelle) | 128.24 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 857. | (ando8) | 128.24 | 97% | 2013-11-06 |
| 858. | Theo (thegreatestofalltime) | 128.22 | 99% | 2023-08-08 |
| 859. | (juprai) | 128.19 | 99% | 2021-07-04 |
| 860. | (joshbigpoo) | 128.19 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 861. | (birkbot) | 128.17 | 99% | 2021-02-21 |
| 862. | (paul_chan) | 128.17 | 97% | 2017-01-25 |
| 863. | (mstew354) | 128.15 | 97% | 2016-05-10 |
| 864. | (jmart1) | 128.12 | 98% | 2012-08-13 |
| 865. | typeracerplays (typeracerpl... | 128.10 | 98% | 2018-07-01 |
| 866. | (dukunchu) | 128.09 | 98% | 2012-07-10 |
| 867. | (codaassasin) | 128.07 | 99% | 2015-11-13 |
| 868. | (jaehead) | 128.07 | 98% | 2016-06-23 |
| 869. | bleh (veryslowracer) | 128.03 | 98.4% | 2023-10-06 |
| 870. | (zonrup) | 128.03 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
| 871. | (jonodvorak) | 128.02 | 99% | 2013-01-08 |
| 872. | old theme setting removed Â... | 128.01 | 97.4% | 2025-03-03 |
| 873. | (sinrostro) | 128.01 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 874. | (dvorakftw) | 128.01 | 99% | 2013-03-15 |
| 875. | (rowe33) | 128.01 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 876. | (shippylord) | 127.97 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |