The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2683. | Ayiti (ayiticherie) | 113.20 | 99% | 2014-04-28 |
| 2684. | David (am4sian) | 113.19 | 99% | 2020-04-26 |
| 2685. | (thecmd999) | 113.18 | 95% | 2014-07-01 |
| 2686. | Carmel (m_carmel) | 113.17 | 99% | 2021-07-11 |
| 2687. | Joel (greenius) | 113.17 | 95% | 2011-06-13 |
| 2688. | Huan (hwang106) | 113.17 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 2689. | akanos (akanos) | 113.17 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 2690. | Ryan (applum) | 113.16 | 96% | 2014-09-04 |
| 2691. | Michael (hammist) | 113.16 | 98% | 2012-10-29 |
| 2692. | Matt (xmatth13) | 113.16 | 94% | 2015-01-16 |
| 2693. | snaotheus (snaotheus) | 113.15 | 99% | 2022-09-02 |
| 2694. | amar (amar_battulga) | 113.14 | 99% | 2019-02-05 |
| 2695. | Jose (pebeto) | 113.11 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 2696. | Markov (markovsembel) | 113.10 | 98% | 2016-07-04 |
| 2697. | eltigro (el_tigro) | 113.10 | 94% | 2012-08-10 |
| 2698. | Nagisa (dangos) | 113.10 | 93% | 2012-04-18 |
| 2699. | Danny (msplayer) | 113.09 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 2700. | *Zach* (jvorajig) | 113.09 | 99% | 2012-02-05 |
| 2701. | 0DYSS3Y I5 B4CK (0dyss3y) | 113.09 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 2702. | Oli (andvari) | 113.07 | 96% | 2017-05-13 |
| 2703. | arturia_ex (koitanami) | 113.06 | 100% | 2019-08-15 |
| 2704. | Matt (mjbrunme) | 113.06 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 2705. | Taylor (jimhalpert) | 113.05 | 98% | 2015-03-06 |
| 2706. | tzisc (tzisc) | 113.05 | — | 2008-11-23 |
| 2707. | Henry (singmok) | 113.04 | 97% | 2014-05-23 |
| 2708. | Ally (allytypes) | 113.03 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| 2709. | Emperor (aethist) | 113.03 | 98% | 2014-09-28 |
| 2710. | Scott (slinkyscott1) | 113.02 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 2711. | Aurik (goldrik) | 113.02 | 97.7% | 2023-08-19 |
| 2712. | Chrais (chrais) | 113.02 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |